Choada_Boy

My friend Fatty, on construction sites, would often dig a hole with the backhoe, jump in, cover himself and the hole with a blue tarp, and do his business.

Umm....ok...

I'm taking a shit where you park your yuppie car Once again, you lose

www.wastateice.net works?

Linky no worky...

Just came back to pay my tribute to a few good men, here, and, of course, to Sam Coleridge. Thanks for reminding me. But thou, my babe ! shalt wander like a breeze By lakes and sandy shores, beneath the crags Of ancient mountain, and beneath the clouds, Which image in their bulk both lakes and shores And mountain crags : so shalt thou see and hear The lovely shapes and sounds intelligible Of that eternal language, which thy God Utters, who from eternity doth teach Himself in all, and all things in himself. Great universal Teacher ! he shall mould Thy spirit, and by giving make it ask. Therefore all seasons shall be sweet to thee, Whether the summer clothe the general earth With greenness, or the redbreast sit and sing Betwixt the tufts of snow on the bare branch Of mossy apple-tree, while the nigh thatch Smokes in the sun-thaw ; whether the eave-drops fall Heard only in the trances of the blast, Or if the secret ministry of frost Shall hang them up in silent icicles, Quietly shining to the quiet Moon. How about a Haiku: I'm taking a shit. It curls on top of your head. Once again, you lose.

Mike: Doctors know EVERYTHING. Just ask! When the ophthalmologist couldn't figure out what was wrong with my eye, I replied: "That's OK, you're only practicing medicine." Needless to say, he was not happy. In the words of a great man: "Doctors? Doctors are idiots."

MONEY!! I distinctly recall falling asleep while belaying on the morning of Day 2 while Jay dealt with the "Death Chalk" pitch. The view of a silent Vegas at night from the bivy ledge atop pitch 16 was so friggin' weird I'll never forget it.

This?: or this?: I agree with Bob that Messner's not the hardest of the hard, but he pushed the envelope for sure. People thought he and Habler would DIE without O's. When he soloed E, he left his GF in the tent, and they were the only two on that side of the mountain. Having said that, the Eastern europians and Slavs were(are) SICK. The Poles especially were doing mean and nasty O-less FAs at 8000m back in the day. I guess the horrors of WW2 and it's social and economic aftermaths made the suffering of hard Alpinism seem like a luxurius vacation.

Fern: What is the advantage of a "kipping" PU vs your standard ROM PU? Seems like you can get more reps, but I'm sure that's not the goal.

Those matches will come in handy when you're trying to build a bonfire out of snow in a blizzard.

Watch out for the beer. It'll ruin your morning.

Tauntauns are 2 m (6.6 ft) tall bipeds, indigenous to the ice planet Hoth. Tauntauns are covered with white fur, downturned horns, four nostrils, and have a foul body odour. They are omnivorous, subsisting off lichens found in hoarfrost as well as eating mushrooms and other fungi found in ice caves. They give birth to two young at a time, twice in one Hoth year. They are used as mounts by the Rebel Alliance, and have been exported offworld to other cold-climate regions (including Coruscant's polar caps) for use as mounts, beasts of burden, and tourist attractions. The thick layers of fat and fur provide adequate protection from the cold during the daytime, but tauntauns cannot survive the plummeting night temperatures without shelter. Tauntauns are sometimes preyed upon by the wampa.

Tauntauns are the dolphins of Hoth.

Eating a 13 egg omelette. Hail Oden.

McTurnerFOX.com broadcasting LIVE Press Conference with Resuce Dolphin: clickclickbrreeeee clcikbrppbleeeeclickclick neeearrrneeeeaaaarrr breeeeeeeeeeeclkclk Can anyone confrim this????

Eating a Gordito's burrito by yourself in one sitting is heroic.

Clear your mind. Do not think about Mount Hood.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS PHOTO FOR THE LAST TEN HOURS AND IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY THE TOWLS ARE ARRANGE TO MAKE A "VEE". I THINK THIS MEANS THAT THERE IS A DOLPHIN SOMEWHERE NEAR OR MAYBE IT IS SOME SORT OF SIGNAL TO NASA INVOLVING THE SPACE SHUTTLE. DOES ANYONE HAVE NASA'S NUMBER SO I CAN CALL AND NOTIFY THEM? THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS CHOADA. There are actually two "Consumate VEEs", the universal cartographic marks used to indicate either "PLB Equipped Road Flare Action Suit cache" or "buried treasure".

"Chinese Rescue Dolphin PLBs are permanently installed just forward of the blowhole/ping receiver/rainbow flame thrower by Bao Xishun, the World's Tallest Man to Care About Chinese Rescue Dolphin Safety."

I just The Googled the wiki entry, he's recently fallen short on the verbatim reproduction of all information from press conferences, radio tranmissions, private conversations, emails, printed and electronic media, and telepathic thought interceptions.

How about all those fat fucks who eat like shit and couldn't run a half-mile if you held a gun to their head? Is that why my insurance premiums are so high?

I have got to say, this guy knows everything about EVERYTHING. Where has he been all these years? I had NO fucking clue...

In fact, Death is FREE!!! It's Life that's so frigging expensive.

BEHOLD!!! The Mt. Hood Mark VII Action Suit!!