Choada_Boy

I think there was a party to your left as well when he pulled it off. What route were you on?

Pretty sure that route is closed. Can climbers read?

On a related note, we watched a second on the lower town wall, upper right, pull a block off from on high and almost nail a party below them on Sunday afternoon. We had a good view of the whole thing from the RR tracks, could have been very ugly. Second fell and the block came with him, while he shit his pant no doubt. Looked like the leader below had to backtrack and check to see if his ropes got nailed. Not sure what climbs they were on but it happened right of the giant manky corner. Maybe Narrow Arrow and Bob and Doris?

See you later, douche bag.

My wife died in a climbing accident.

People that live out of their vans are serial rapists.

None of your clear logic makes any sense. What is endlessly entertaining, evidenced here and in the ongoing Aliens safety discussions, is how people who choose a course of action contrary to what a logical safety analysis would indicate as a course of action statistically significant in lowering the risk of an always risky endeavor explain away their personal choices with all manner of skewed "logic". "Helmets can protect you from randomly falling rocks but I avoid randomly falling rocks so I don't wear a helmet." "Helmets prevent or limit injury in almost all climbing accidents involving the head but I don't wear a helmet because of a statistically improbable event in which a helmet would cause injury." Please call a spade a spade: you choose not to use a piece of safety equipment and because of your choice you are increasing the likelihood of serious injury in an accident. But hey, live free or die. Do whatever the fuck you want. But when someone drops a camera on your head from 500' up, don't be too surprised when you end up as a mouthbreather, window licker.

Access is not difficult, just long. Bring a bike.

I killed a man with my bare hands. I thought it was pretty funny.

Road blocked about a mile before the TH, don't waste your time bringing a bike. Massive slides down every drainage, the destruction is pretty impressive.

My friend broke his neck and died in a mountain biking accident a couple years back (no joke). He was wearing a helmet. The Lesson: Wearing a helmet will kill you.

Reversing your signals around other groups of climbers can be fun, too. For instance, yell "On Belay" when your partner yells "Climbing" after clipping into the anchor, then take them off belay and watch the onlookers reactions. Fun!

"Take" is what Kevbone does at the bath house.

Seems like her report would never be "The Real Deal" because she wasn't there. You were.

I only wear helmets I am unable to rip in half with my bare hands. I had a large dirt clump, a jacket, and a North Wall hammer tossed at me yesterday. When the clump came down, I looked up at the last second and thought it was a huge rock, then dipped my head down to take the blow. Dirt to the head. When the jacket came down, I thought it was a rock as well, and freaked for a second. The hammer was a hammer but I had to run to get out from under that one. Point is, helmets rule. One season on the ice trains you up quick to look up towards your impending death then shrug your shoulders and take whatever it is on the top of your noggin. Any rationale for not wearing one hearkens back to the excuses offered to rationalize the continued use of Aliens. Whatever. Shit happens. Best to be safe.

Tribal Tramp Stamp?? For realz? Did no one tell you that tribal tramp stamps are, um, ah, not as cool as you think they are, shall we say? I have a tattoo on my dick that reads "WY!" at times. The ladies think I'm a proud Wyoming native until they realize later that it says "Welcome to the Pleasure Bone! Have a nice day!

There's still a free snowmobile in the glacier on the south side somewhere. You could probably get a free helmet too, if you look hard enough.

Mob Rules.

Yes. Evacuating your bowl could lead you to lose your boots in a river. Seeing as no names were provided initially, a good "You're a fucking douche bag and if I ever see you again I'm going to beat the living fuck out of you" PM retort and empty threat may have sufficed, but that course of action would not have provided as much entertainment for the internet-based "Whiny Bitch Slapfight" enthusiasts out there.

I'd pound his sister.

I just quadruple tore my groin for the fun of it. Fuckin' A. Friday Night. And I score this round for...Tertiary Groin Tear Man!!!

OW! I hurt my finger!

The good gear didn't suck and the shitty gear did. Wow. What a surprise.

Road's closed. You'll be hoofing it for quite a way before you have to worry about the log crossing, which is pretty easy to find if you head downhill in the right place, which is hard not to do.

I concur. At times this conversation has looked like a "Who Can Say The Stupidest Shit" contest. This picture says it all, End of Discussion. If you have a contrary opinion you are a fucking moron. If you'd like to know why, refer to the picture and compare what you see to your worthless ideas.