ClimbingPanther

it's not a complete list though. Q."Why don't you eat a bag of c@cks?" Q."Why are you so stupid?" Q."Did your mommy buy your college degree for you?" Q."Can I help you get the sand out?" Q."Can't you just admit the earth is heating up because of us?" Q."Can I gently pinch your man-boob?" The answer to all of these questions is: (that's your cue, KkkKk)

use your internet connection, dear

Hate is love. oooh, that sounds like a good addition to Ivan's sig!

O W8, UR TITLE SEZ U R A LUVR, I M SORRY BRO

Y R U A H8ER?

I HEART TRUE BLUE LOVE 4 EVER & EVER. SPECIAL MOMENTS. U SELFISH HO CAN"T U READ/

gee, thanks!

don't make me post a monkey picture... aw, archy, can't a guy have a little fun here and there? the guys who state it tongue-in-cheek are usually the ones who know exactly what's going on. I am deeply in love with the woman I'm going to marry next April, and I resonate with all the comments about making it work, choosing love, etc. I'm not afraid to admit I'm all hers, and I don't care what anybody thinks. I know exactly what he feels and I feel the same way. My friends are all married and we all joke about the whip, but it's funny because we all know it's not true, that we're all seriously in love with our wives (or wife to be) and they're the most important person in our lives and therefore deserve the attention worthy of their position. The one who honestly derides the commitment of another is selfish and likely jealous of losing a friend. That's no longer funny, and is worthy of your ire.

but not Weltschmerz Gemütlichkeit! merkwurdichliebe?

tvash, you've always come across so anti-establishment wrt institutions of this pseudo-Christian first world! that must be one snappy whip your wife has

he doesn't need an invitation to put his foot in his mouth, does he?

Boehner in 2008! One of the few true conservatives in Congress, Boehner is a one-man-lean-mean-pork-fighting-guy. With a cool last name. We had Boner 1992-2000, Bonehead 2000-2008, why not Boehner 2008-2016? I'm writing him in.

I'M UR HUZBAND-MASTER, COURTIN' UR DISTANT RELATIVE

NOT THE FLDS CHURCH BABY!!!! WE GOTS BRIDES ALL UP IN THE HizOUSE!!!

CBC, Pasco

:sippin' resveratrol juice: suckaz!

and I got a feeling you've never met this guy: "He once had a valid license, but it has been suspended several times since 1985, according to his attorney. He starts the car with his toes, shifts with his knee and steers with the stump of his left arm. He turns on the lights with his teeth." lienki

ditto what CBS said about pH. this means you shouldn't bleach your nalgene either. however, this is not something to get your hair mussed about. if you wash correctly, and refrain from drinking that year-old nalgene water, you'll be A-OK even if you're pregnant. leaching takes time, and if you refill your bottle with fresh water and drink it within a reasonable time (don't really have an exact answer, probably hours or days) then the concentration won't be high enough to worry about. if you're not prego, there has been zero ill effects documented as far as I know.

the "go without for a while" is the whole premise of South Beach, which is one of the few "diets" that make good sense and work for a lifetime. you start with 2 weeks of zero sugar/carbs/etc. to lose your taste for it and change your appetite to a more stable, less sugar dependent one. then you slowly add in good carbs (fruits, whole grains, etc). it's more complicated than that, but may be worth getting a book to check it out.

yeah no joke, like right now getting screwed only pulls in about $125 /hr

of course, there are other options

i think it just means "on approved credit" as in, before you get that "too good to be true" advertised rate, you have to qualify with your credit history

the whole "spray sucks" mantra is getting monotonous