ClimbingPanther

ask pink (flyingpig) he's probably still around

aw, what's wrong, nobody wants to admit one of the possible outcomes of evolution is actually possible?

I don't emit CO2. I bought one of these exhaust pipes for the mouth and it makes me carbon neutral.

am i just too suspicious, or has there been an awful lot of trolling lately with the beta requests from faraway places?

you cannot defines omething you cantf athom

dudes, accept the coming warmth. evovle, or be LEFT BEHIND1

"When I hold the medal like this, the cameras can't see me flipping off that commie punk Pelosi!"

"Ven you haf your doomsday machine feeneeshed, I must be first one to haf a look, OK?"

"You get one today, Fred?" "Nah, Jim, these dag-nabbed six shooters done gummed up as the big one waltzed right in front of.. HEY, WHO'S THERE?!?!"

get off my other computer and back on the bike, scum

No, silly, there's a bunch of fat welfare recipients below the deck on these:

my glass is half-full. i'm looking forward to sippin' pina coladas under an umbrella while watchin' an elephant seal eat a penguin at the Ross Sea Resort & Casino

look for something with a "powder skirt"

now where have I heard that before?

i suppose you're right. maybe they should just power a bio-diesel generator with her liposuctioned "product"

ride bikes, not war! ok, just give me next year's peace prize now.

however humorous the example is, it does seem like a pretty good idea that holds partial solutions to two very related problems (substituting easily produced energy for things we could power on our own, and the obesity epidemic). I'd buy several. Is there a good reason why these haven't hit the news as the latest energy solution?

just imagine if every house had a few of these. america would lose weight AND reduce energy consumption. will it ever catch on?

IT WAS ALL A JOKE????? OH NOE1

guns are like love. they hurt sometimes, but life without them would just be meaningless.

holy goodness, 13? how did you lose it? if it's really important to get back, retrace your steps with a metal detector.

but it's different

anyone ever considered the timing of this resolution? maybe it's one avenue Democrats found to use to stop the war in Iraq? that's effectively what it has the potential to catalyze.

hehe, interesting indeed.

when do we hit infinity?