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however humorous the example is, it does seem like a pretty good idea that holds partial solutions to two very related problems (substituting easily produced energy for things we could power on our own, and the obesity epidemic). I'd buy several. Is there a good reason why these haven't hit the news as the latest energy solution?

just imagine if every house had a few of these. america would lose weight AND reduce energy consumption. will it ever catch on?

IT WAS ALL A JOKE????? OH NOE1

guns are like love. they hurt sometimes, but life without them would just be meaningless.

holy goodness, 13? how did you lose it? if it's really important to get back, retrace your steps with a metal detector.

but it's different

anyone ever considered the timing of this resolution? maybe it's one avenue Democrats found to use to stop the war in Iraq? that's effectively what it has the potential to catalyze.

hehe, interesting indeed.

when do we hit infinity?

By the Associated Press Santiago. Hugo Chavez recently passed sweeping tax increases on alcohol and tobacco products, so called "sin taxes." Peru's top economic head was reported to call this an important step in the master plan for a better world. While criticism from America continues, Chavez used his last press conference to lash back. "You silly Americans, before you and ACLU pick the speck out of my eye, take log out of yours. I just copy Washington State Legislature."

guys, it's different

oh, the other piece of advice I have is... DRIVE A CRAPPY OLD BUICK LIKE ME!!!! Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride, Nobody's gonna slow me down, Oh No, I got to keep on moving

aw, don't hide from the spray, just enjoy it for what it's worth you would buy an alarm for your car if you moved into a crappy neighborhood. maybe just look at the net option like something you have to buy to protect your property. good question about the logistics... you may be able to take a drive around the course, look for someone who has a net, and ask where he got it and what to use.

whoa, real spray? nice one

as a golfer, I often hear (and it may not be true) that it does matter who was there first. if you knowingly bought property where that was a risk, then you really shouldn't be complaining. and you know, you could put up a net as well. I've seen so many private nets over the years, and that makes a lot of sense to me. can't be expensive.

i came down with a debilitating case of fauxcellarm the other day. it hurt.

shoot, I thought that was something to be proud of.

super ridiculous. why can't we be more like Oregon. they're super fun down there.

and what are you, "the decider?"

what's with the specious claim tying climate change to war? please. global social responsibility is great, but c'mon. let's talk about someone who actually got the prize for relevant work in the field, like the German chemist for his work on chemical processes on solid surfaces! woohoo!

what's up with that 5mph speeding ticket?! how often does that happen? unbelievable. I do that and worse all the time, thinking I am safe in a group. better stop since I'm still <12 months from my last deferment. dan, do you think you were going a lot more than 5 over and he just wrote you up for that to be nice? or was that really the random act of tyranny it sounds like?

It seems like just about anything can happen over there. I got the skully to my face (hardcore) I got the skully to my face (hardcore) cause anything can happen at the Carnival (Yo make room, make room, make room, MAKE ROOM, make room) You can't stop the shining Yo, don't slip Mike You don't want to go there is all, trust me I know your girl wit you, but you don't want to get embarassed Trust me [Chorus:] Yo, when you're rolling to the Carnival, anything can happen What, what, say what, say what, anything can happen Making love to your girlfriend, anything can happen What? Say what, say what, anything can happen She's sleepin wit your best friend cause anything can happen Wh-a-at? Say what, say what, anything can happen You roll down the block, come back with your gat and POW, cause anything can happen [Verse One:] Feel this composition, it's a brand new dub First thing I did, was went to the pub Tequila with worm, lemon, salt, and no rocks Cause when it hits my chest -- it gots to be hot Uh haha, stop, 'Clef can I rock, yo Get out the bathroom, let me go again from the top Feel this composition, I wrote it in the tub First thing I did, was went to the pub Tequila with worm, lemon, salt, and no rocks Cause when it hits my chest -- it gots to be hot Ahhh, stop, 'Clef can I rock I'd like to give a shout out to my people on the block For you Silly Willy playin thug cartoon My infrared scope got your movements on zoom Boom new toon, write songs in my room Sleeping with the bride, even though I ain't the groom Your husband assume, come back with his goons Put me in the trunk on your way to your honeymoon Radio my platoon, Wyclef to Sev' 'I hear them playing Elvis, they on they way to Graceland But they don't scare me, I'm in the trunk, I ain't sorry Natural born killer, who slept with the enemy' Think quick, what should I do, what did double-oh-seven do? I pulled a bomb from my shoe (hahahahaha) And exploded the trunk (blaooww) I woke up half drunk Over looked by a bunch of gypsies wit a bag of skunk [Chorus:] You got the skully to your face, star, anything can happen What, what, say what, say what, anything can happen Sellin crack in the corner, man, anything can happen What? Say what, say what anything can happen I just got laid off, anything can happen What, what, say what, say what, anything can happen You don't wanna go there, cause anything can happen What, what, say what, say what, anything can happen [Verse Two:] Aiyyo, anything can happen, you can't stop the shining You lookin at my watch, but my mind's really the diamond Nine to the Seven, you better off steppin When I'm writin with my pen, it turns into a lethal weapon (Ding!) Take this lesson, to your next session I suggest, you practice with the freshman Sophomore, junior, then come check the senior By then I would have graduated from the school of ruckus Wyclef and Jerry Wonder, last of the producers If the royalty ain't right, I put a call to Donny Eina But always stay humble went from bummy to neat Cause money break groups up like the Five Heartbeats Don't get souped cause you, pushin a Coupe Next year you on foot, runnin from a lawsuit For example, I know I'm nice, I don't front it Least anticipated, to the most wanted Yeah, that's me in the spotlight With a mic and a guitar, like M.O.P., I like it raw [Chorus:] Yo, when you're rollin to the Carnival, anything can happen What, what, say what, say what, anything can happen Every man got disciples, anything can happen What, what, say what, say what, anything can happen Its all about survival man, anything can happen Hah, say what, say what, anything can happen You lookin at me wrong, man, anything can happen What, what, say what, say what, anything can happen Will the Knicks win the championship this year? Say what, say what, anything can happen Will we find some peace of mind this year? Say what, say what, anything can happen You ready for the revolution this year? Say what, say what, anything can happen Will you make love with no condom this year? No no, no no, that will never happen The record is not over yet The record is not over yet The record is not over yet Where the ladies at? Put yo' hands in the air! And for the ladies, we won't play you If you proud, shake what yo mama gave you, hey! Whether your fat or slim, bubble your ting Fellas if you need help, use ginseng And for the ladies, we won't play you If you fat, shake what yo mama gave you, hey! Whether your fat or slim, bubble your ting ReFugee thugs hang at the roller rink Roller skatin baby Carnival (Make room, for the Carnival, make room) And it don't, nine-seven to infinity Rest in Peace, Rest in Peace And the record is not over yet, the record is not over yet It is not, the record [fades out]

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because I'm dumb

nice detective work