Barnyard
Another name for a kook, beginner, wavehog, non-surfer coming out and screaming about how they're ripping when they're actually stinkbugging, squatting, and surfing with the poorest style possible. Common with high school jocks, preppies, and others who are trying to fit into the surf community.
Barney
Someone who is less than skilled at surfing. Originally derived from the cartoon character Barney on The Flinstones because he was similar to a hodad.
Waldo
A barnyard, barney, or flailer. A surfer who doesn't have much skill, brags about their surfing ability and most of the time has a very heavy stinkbug stance. A large part of kookdom or kootzkyness.
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