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TREETOAD

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  1. Dru, What the fuck is that???
  2. He was just doing his job, he is, after all, "a career criminal". What a piece of shite
  3. YOU gotta lovit!!!!
  4. Helmets are mandatory. Ahhh the good old days of Gump Worsley and Boom Boom Geoffrion. Men among men.
  5. The first time I felt anxiety was when I walked into a Costco store. The high ceilings, the bright ugly lighting, the consumer goods stacked high. All those fucking sheeple with their fourty five gallon drums of BBQ sauce and pallet loads of frozen burritos, and giant tubs of hair care products made me want to wretch on the spot. After a short time I persuaded myself into going down some of the isles. My heart rate climbed and I could feel my face flushing as my blood pressure rose to nearly normal. Eventually I stumbled upon wide assed maven with a hair net and cheap plastic bag gloves offering little chunks of sausage cooked up in an electric frying pan. "Would you like to try one?" she said as she reached out to me with a bony hand and a crooked smile. The beads of sweat slide down my forehead, I turned and ran right past the guy that frisks the customers and didn't stop till I got to my car. Other than that I am usually OK
  6. But when I go to Bellevue Square mall, for example, it feels like everybody is looking at me, and everybody is so close and crowded and judging me and in my face.... Sounds like you are on acid
  7. Ya America made up at least half of the original NHL.
  8. You can also poison them with draino and watch them writhe in pain until they their guts explode. Your choice
  9. Just tell the racoons that you are disappointed with their behaviour and that they are not bad racoons, just racoons that decide to do bad things, and that they can decide to do good things too. You can't force them do make good decisions, just guide them and know that you have done your best. After all they have to make their own way in life eventually. Hopefully they will go on to live happy lives and be of benefit to society.
  10. TREETOAD

    hey Ivan

    I always daydreamed about playing with someone or others big tits in high school. Now I do it at work
  11. The important thing here is that the Canucks won last night.
  12. These are really a nice pack. Not hydratio bladder compatible though, but lots of nice features. The side zip is really handy. http://www.mec.ca/Products/product_detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442617748&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302700149&bmUID=1177634863373
  13. I wonder if he had any helmets left
  14. TREETOAD

    Pig Fuel

    If you wanted to be really eco sensitive you could ride the pig as well!!
  15. The faux kevlar seems to fray on the towers in very short order. In one five day summer outing there were strands hanging off my partners new boots. If you want Kevlar and light and very water proof have you looked at Madrocks offerings? http://www.pagangear.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=650
  16. Integral designs stopped making the Event tents because of the fire issue. I gave up my Trango 2 for a Hilleberg Nallo. The Trango is bullet proof and great for multiple days stuck inside but like you said, heavy, and takes effort to set up. The Nallo has been great and less than half the weight.
  17. If I want something quick and healthy I will pull into a Ronnie Rats and order a big mac fries and any kind of drink and just eat the packaging. Really, I usually go into a grocery store and buy a few Panini buns one of those roast chickens that spin around all day and some mayo, maybe a tomato or whatever, make a sandwich or two. Even if you feed the rest to a dog it is less expensive and is better for you.
  18. You are so hot !!
  19. Guns are not the issue, people being so afraid of their society that they need to have guns is the issue. People have guns because they are afraid of someone coming through their window at night, or stealing their car at a red light or whatever. They just live in fear. I don't know why this guy did what he did but he was obviously a fuck up and he was able to get a couple of guns. That is the problem, and it doesn't matter where he lived he would have been able to get them and do what he did. Just a random act of violence that is only remarkable because of the record it holds as the largest for now. There are countries that have a higher rate of gun ownership per capita and do not have anywhere near the number of violent gun crimes. Maybe they are kinder to the less fortunate, have better social programs. Perhaps they have a stronger social safety net. Who knows. One thing that is for sure is that this is a sad day for thousands of people that will never get the images of blood and brains, and the sounds of screaming out of their minds for as long as they live.
  20. I was driving back along the Sooke road from the head of the West Coast Trail one Sunday morning in the summer. It is a very windy narrow, and remote road that switchbacks up and over to the west coast of Vancouver Island. I came around a corner and saw a bunch of dust rising up from the edge of the road over a very steep embankment. I pulled over into the ditch on the other side of the road and jumped out, scurried down the bank. The slope had been logged and was littered with debris but down around 150 feet I could see an MG upside down smoking away. I steeled myself for what I might find and slid down through the maze of stumps. As I approached the smashed car the sound of the very beginning of The End came wafting out from under the car. It was so fucking creepy. I could hear moaning and I could see blood on the ground so I laid down and looked in and saw a couple of the luckiest guys in the world. Both were hanging in their seats and actually alive. The car had come to rest with the hood and trunk laying on stumps. They were cut up and bleeding from the head but I was able to get them out of the car and they made it up the bank on their own as the Doors played in the background. I love the Doors, remember the times like they were yesterday, there will never be times like those again. Rock on!!
  21. The way the french smoke you would think it was a cure for cancer
  22. I stand vigil at a falun gong protest..
  23. TREETOAD

    [tr] Smith

    It may spread the swelling around a bit as well
  24. You could make lithographs with that.
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