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kevbone

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  1. There is no bolt behind the flake.....there is however blind #3 Camelot placements in the crack.
  2. Totally dude.....freebird brah......
  3. real dirtbags have a small pickup with a plywood platform spanning the whole bed and above the wheel bumps, such that there is room for rubbermaid bins containing gear and ramen below the platform, and the platform is carpeted for improved sleeping. Sounds like my van dwelling.....just in a van....not a small pickup....
  4. "Money.....eh....trumps peace" George W. Bush....current leader of the Bush Crime Family.
  5. If you are referring to me....I said van....as in a "van down by the river".....I would never own VW van....I owned a 77 dodge and Pink was in a Chevy.
  6. What about a "dirt bag" in a previous life. I lived in my van for over one year and Pink lived in his for over three years. I used to park my van in SE Portland behind Pink's van in front of a house of climbers who all wanted to get into vans……Ah…..those were the days. Back in those days…..it was all about living on the least amount of money…..so if you could sleep in your car and not pay rent……you win.
  7. Great story......
  8. Just think if he said yes?
  9. Troll: So when are we going to bolt that pitch? Untroll
  10. Likewise.
  11. kevbone

    Who is this guy?

    I just meant that I had never heard of him before......funny shit.
  12. kevbone

    Last weekend

    Me too.... my 9 month old was leaning against a foot rest and turned around and leaned on his mother’s leg…..all by himself. We were stoked……I wonder if he will walk before one year.
  13. kevbone

    Who is this guy?

    Very funny. Vl7YwwXspow
  14. kevbone

    Last weekend

    How about a couple of old ones?
  15. CC.com rules. Way more addictive.
  16. Very interesting.
  17. That looks fun....what is that?
  18. 5 minutes
  19. Snaffle's is old news.
  20. kevbone

    Olympics Update:

    President Felipe Calderon of Mexico has announced that Mexico will not participate in the next Summer Olympics. He said that, "Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country."
  21. I have posted this before.....it is time for a second look..... TO ALL EMPLOYEES: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all departments, we are forced to cut back on personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the Current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately. This program will be known as SLAP . (Sever Late-Age Personnel). Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company. SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place. This review phase of the program is called SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers). All employees who have been SLAPPED and SCREWED may file an appeal with upper management. This appeal is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination). Under the terms of the new policy, an employee may be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times as the company deems appropriate. If an employee follows the above procedure, he/she will be entitled to get HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP (Combined Lump-sum Assistance Payment). As HERPES and CLAP are considered benefit plans, an employee who has received HERPES or CLAP will no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the company again. Management wishes to assure the younger employees who remain on board that the company will continue its policy of training employees through our Special High Intensity Training (SHIT). We take pride in the amount of SHIT our employees receive and we have given our employees more SHIT than any company in this area. If any employee feels they do not receive enough SHIT on the job, see your immediate supervisor. Your supervisor is specially trained to make sure you receive all the SHIT you can stand. And, once again, thanks for all your years of service with us. The Management
  22. Isnt that a song?
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