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Greta

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  1. Greta

    Story Time!

    Wait til you get about 27737 more posts under belt. You'll be drivilling nonsense like a severely decompensated alzheimers patient, and then it will all make sense.....to you.
  2. Greta

    Story Time!

    Im 30. I just have never really watched much tv, much less canadian programming.
  3. Greta

    Story Time!

    Who's teddy ruxpin, some canadian national hero? Enlighten me on some cannuck history, please dru.
  4. Greta

    Story Time!

    Frightningly familiar, eh Archie?
  5. Ok, you're right. This is anything but inane.
  6. Surely you jest. Im noticing that your response times have only gotten quicker.
  7. May I suggest something with a significantly higher sedative potential?
  8. Um. Fuck off. Well, enema, I wasnt talking to you. I know its only 2 in the afternoon, but perhaps you should have a drink and try to relax a bit. As a token of my sincerity, in the future, Ill preface anything that I have to say to you directly with a . Deal?
  9. Hmmm... I have no idea what you just said , but Im willing to bet it doesnt apply to me, so, as you were.
  10. inane
  11. ....and the frozen dead guy. Was that Nederland? All those little hippy communes start to look the same.
  12. Greta

    Tale of Survival

    An amazing yarn indeed. I think I read it in one sitting- a hard book to put down.
  13. If you happen to eat out on the ped mall, be prepared to be hassled for your leftovers as soon as you exit the restaraunt. The most aggressive of these offenders are the trust-funders who are attempting to get in touch with their inner granola by fronting as homeless and underprivileged CU students. Fucking annoying.
  14. Hey Charles- I was on the FS Hotshot crew that cleared the footprints for all of the structures there at the ELC. Havent been back since, how are things going up there? Everytime I go over the pass, I think about stopping, but Im usually in a bit of a hurry.
  15. Im pretty sure I dont know any of you, so wherever, whenever is fine with me.
  16. Yeah, I forgot to mention, my girlfriend is a zombie- has been for a long time. Hasnt really affected her dexterity, though. She has lost all of her teeth, which, well....you know.
  17. ...which is pretty much what I said.
  18. Greta

    Bad Ideas

    Actually, Tom. Im pretty damn sure Im the only person in the great state of WA that abides by that rule/law. I say fuck you to the rest of you fools....and anyone who drives a Hummer.
  19. Greta

    I hate it when...

    Buenos dias, Knotzen So...about last night. Did we...??
  20. Greta

    I hate it when...

    Sleep well, see you tomorrow.
  21. Dont go up or down hills. Stay on flat ground. If you must leave flat ground, move in a backwards motion, like when you're wearing your snorkling fins.
  22. My girlfriend has a Hello Kitty backpack. Its a little small for traditional uses, so we found a place for it hanging on the back of seat in her car. It serves as a receptacle for some rubbish, but mostly soiled condoms, post roadside-lovin sessions
  23. Greta

    Bad Ideas

    Wilst travelling to the 'ham on my moto, Ive caught some pretty stiff winds ripping through the skagit valley, just north of burlington that would put this thing on its roof. You guys seem to know quite a bit about this little bundle of joy, any gvw figures?
  24. Greta

    I hate it when...

    Dont hurt yourself. There's nothing here worth reading anyway
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