Dechristo

wutsa "vocabulary"? I can't afford them high-dollar words.

I paid somewhere around a Grand a few years ago to have four toenails removed permanently. They were all fucked-up (thick, semi-attached, discolored, etc.) making it hard to trim/maintain them, and giving me trouble inside climbing shoes. Due to the scrambling and damage to nerves from frostbite, it was an extremely painful procedure; a nurse and my ex had to hold my leg and foot down while the physician injected the anesthetic after I bent one needle from the first attempt. Even then, the anesthetic was partially affective only. Three months later, the bastards grew back anyway. A tip for ease and efficacy in nail-trimming: do it immediately after showering or bathing. The nails are softer and more pliable.

Veal... yummmmmmmmm.

let's hope it's better than your english. your best display of self-deprecating humor yet

RBW1966 just sold me his TDI Passat Wagon. It gets 45-47mpg without flinching, has a shitload more room, and flies up mountain passes like they aren't there.

My 798cc gets 65mpg.

. . . . . <-------Flying Spaghetti Muslim

I oppose polarization

wasn't that a Van Halen tune?

Your stalker, the #13 twit, will be by later to insist on italicization.

On NPR, Nader's lawyer, in a taped interview, stated Nader will enter the race if Hillary becomes the Democrat Party's candidate.

In deference and respect to all forms of animal life, every fucking Homo Sapien should be confined to Central Africa, the species' land of origin.

you, not

You needn't trouble yourself on my behalf with gift-wrapping.

Dear Ice Park Members, The web site www.ouaryicefestival.com is being updated weekly now, as we prepare for Ice Fest 2008, Friday, Jan. 11, through Sunday, Jan. 13. NOW is the time to get your memberships in place. You can use our website www.ourayicepark.com and register on-line, or snail mail your check to PO Box 1058, Ouray, CO 81427. NOW is also the time to book your accommodations. To find lodging use the resource link page at www.ourayicefestival.com. THE CLINICS San Juan Mountain Guides still has some openings for clinic participants, register quickly before the remaining spots fill-up. You may access their site through www.ourayicefestival.com on the clinic page, or by going to www.ourayclimbing.com. The Ice Park Rules pamphlet is complete; one will be included with your membership card. If you purchase your membership while in Ouray, make sure you receive a copy of this important document. The Ice Park staff will be enforcing these simple common sense rules while you are in the park. We now have NEW viewing stands for the competition and a welcome kiosk at the high bridge. These are great improvements for both viewing and relaxing prior to your climb. Thank you for your continued support. Without your membership the park would not survive and continue to improve. Erin Eddy Executive Director Ouray Ice Park Inc.

So, what was the third option you took?

paramount pussification

This movie was entertaining....but not really funny. Ivan, in an attempt to help you better understand, I will remind you that much of the humor of this film is found in the writing. Capisci?

That's not a whip. Butt, I'm surprised to see evidence of the, previously thought "mythical", Humongous Square-Headed Sperm. How propitious the photo was snapped after he'd wrest it from its depository.

You haven't been a pilot long, have you?

No, just 'till death. I be rollin' wit a hole nutha gang o' bitches since I ben boan again!

as most things