Dechristo

jah, mon. I see him hangin' wit da homeys, catchin' a buzz, and blastin' religious nuts. Just like Da Book say.

and the poor fuck had no idea what "Christ" is about.

btw, I haven't watched any of the above linked videos

no shit?!?

Your God is in your hands

what bumper sticker?

but, more appropriately, "religion" may be the answer, not "Jesus". JEEZUS!!! Get it right!

you may have something there

those are trichomes, not frost

well, it sure as fuck ain't Gu or adult diapers

Alda-nating current

you should be able to make one easy enough using a rheostat (dimmer switch, etc.) to control the current passing through a wire.

make one. It's always fun to goof around with electricity. A guy down the hall in my dorm cut a lamp cord, fixed the ends to two forks, stuck the forks in opposite ends of a hotdog, plugged the cord into the outlet, and cooked hotdogs on paper plates this way. All went well until, once, he plugged the sucker into the recepticle before sticking the forks into the hotdog. All the lights on the whole floor of the dorm went out... ...and the forks were welded together.

M.A.S.H.ed potatos

radar

From time to time, I'll hand-roll American Spirit Organic Blend tobacco - particularly, on long road trips. They flipped out at the border when they discovered my ashtray filled with a half-dozen "roaches". I got a real funny look from the U.S. Border agent when, stopped at the border entering Alaska from B.C. above Haines, I started rolling one in my car while he was questioning me. He didn't see the tobacco pouch and stopped in mid-sentence when he noticed me twisting one up: "...uh...sir, that's not what it looks like, is it?" I love questions like that, as it could have been some sweet bud, I could have assumed he thought it looked like tobacco, and I could have honestly answered, "No."

fission

Bacon Ice Cream? Chuck Norris has endorsed Ron Paul. Bacon will be voting for Ron Paul. Ron Paul to be criticized for pork-barrel involvement.

2012?

caesarean sections. They're certainly labor-saving.

I am music, and I write the songs.

...being a fiend friend.

I direct my energies to a more agrarian form of leisure activity... Plowing and sowing

Their big white asses blend in with the ice floes? smooth-talker