Dechristo

I've got two of my own wells and they are of the strongest producers throughout the canyons here; I allow many of my neighbors to haul from them. The water is clear, tastes great, and the TDS count is around 480ppm (borderline "hard"). I use it for drinking, washing, cooking, and bathing after it's been filtered through a couple of 5 micron cartridges. I have it tested about every five years. It's amazing to me that so many take the availability of water for granted. It's not unusual to see folks who have plunked down $500k to $1.5million to build their "dream home" with a picture-postcard-view hauling water, or having it delivered, to run their household and water their gardens.

bottled sex lubricant

admirable tenacity

true

Save your money and simply give it a good caning. It will submit.

I'd be willing to wager their product is cleaner and safer than that delivered by many (maybe, most) municipal water treatment systems.

What did the Englishman say when he came home to find his wife in bed with two men? "'ello, 'ello, 'ello!!!"

Good to hear. Good to see. Good to taste.

They'll be found wedged alongside the chair's seat cushion and mistaken for a couple of old, damaged, malted milk balls.

The question at hand specified "the woods", not "The Wall", you bucket of monkey spunk.

sporto

Why? Was its speech particularly offensive?

Her lily is dewed.

What socks? Must you make light of Sherri's advanced Hepatitis? Afterall, this is the Cafe Sensitivioso.

CC's search problems solved wit duh Commodoh Sixty-Fo N dial-up.

in keeping with finding sound reproduction solutions in archaic acoustic engineering, switch to a dial-up connection. NO MORE PROBLEMS, EH?

Yes, it is. The First Christmas featured Mary riding Joseph's ass the whole trip to Bethlehem.

hose-kay bose-key.

had a subscription to that rag in the late '70's

HAYTAHS!!! I'm goin' down to a situation-normal-fucked-up-war-loving-military-industrial-corporate music store with my pickets & bandanas. GONNA THROW SOME GARBAGE CANS AND BLOCK THE MUTHAFUKKIN' STREET!!!

The Bose sound system came stock in my fucking $45k truck. which I rarely drive anymore since semi-retiring...

This is a large part of the beauty and superiority of Bose products. In the last few years, a significant number of musicians who perform in small clubs and bars (myself among them) have switched from conventional sound amplification systems to the Bose PAS. The sound quality, in every corner of any venue, is unparalleled. Most sound reproduction/amplification systems are stuck in the middle of the last century. Instead of radial/omni-directional sound distribution allowing all in a room minimal dependence upon indirect sound waves, no matter their orientation/proximity to speaker cabinets, conventional systems produce isolated (and rarefied) cone-shaped "sweet spots" that only a few in an audience are allowed to experience; particularly, if stereophonic sound is produced. Quality of sound is another huge factor. Without exception, audience members remark that, unlike the rest of the band, my bass guitar cuts through to the back of the room as clear as if they were in the front. They most often attribute this anomaly to my instrument or playing, but the effect is due to the Bose PAS. NON-BEELEEBERS ARE IGNANT HAYTAHS!!!

that's it in a nutshell