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Dechristo

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  1. many hunters crow about the comfy roost in their blind
  2. And so, in 50 years, it will be quaint, but archaic, when a few old-timers refer to their residential loading dock as "the front porch".
  3. can credibility points dive into negative numbers? Your slipping dude......can you not recognize a good troll when you see one? No, your problem should be made known further to you in that he can recognize a good troll.
  4. I hear that can cause you to go cross-eyed and make your palms grow hair. ...or, crow incessantly.
  5. Pink, that's a common misconception. Fact is, if they lose their sight, they crow all the time. Also, it's a little known fact that, roosters lose their sight by the same cause as humans: ungoverned masturbation. The facial expression of your avatar pic suggests that you take heed... ...or prepare for changing the strength, regularly, of your corrective opticals. Now, you know why he was called, "Mr. Magoo".
  6. you fucking animals!
  7. Make sure somebody brings a TASER. Everybody can take a turn screaming, floppin' on the floor like an epileptic break dancer, and wetting themselves to the huge amusement of the rest of the group. I'm tellin' ya, it's the new Twister of wild partying! You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll soil yourself... and maybe others, too!
  8. that's ALL he does
  9. That's Sobo's cat!
  10. Nice marmot.
  11. Dear Ouray Ice Park patrons, Winter weather has been slow to come to the San Juans this season. Current conditions on the morning of Dec. 7 are such that we do not have climbable conditions in the Ouray Ice Park. However, it is currently snowing in Ouray and cold temperatures are predicted to be below freezing all next week. With any luck, climbing conditions may improve!! The Ouray Ice Park Board of Directors as well as the staff will walk the Park Wednesday, December 12 to assess safety and ice conditions. Please check in with us that evening for an Ice Park conditions update, and status of the Park's opening on Saturday, December 15. Have an ice day!! Ouray Ice Park, Inc. Activities for Opening Day for the Ice Park If the Ice Park opens Saturday, Dec. 15, there will be all kinds of chill activities for everyone. Start off with some ice climbing lessons at the park and kids can enjoy the opening of the Kids Climbing Wall and Memorial. This area is dedicated to the fallen friends of the Ouray Ice Park. There will also be hay rides in Fellin Park, a Puppy Parade, caroling and the Holiday Ice Dance at the Historic Wright Opera House to top off the day. For more information please visit www.ourayicepark.com or call 970.325.4288. Ouray Ice Festival Gear Card By popular demand, the Festival introduces the Ouray Ice Festival Gear Card. The Gear Card will enable the card holder to check out gear without the hassle of presenting each vendor with a driver's license, credit card or other item of value. Gear Cards have been issued prior to the Festival to all Ouray Ice Park Members and supporters. If you wish to check out gear and are not an Ouray Ice Park member, please stop by the Ouray Ice Park Information Booth during the festival to get yours.
  12. marriage
  13. who says the "good" part of your premise is true?
  14. Give Rob my best. I tried to call his room twice, but no answer. BTW, the telephone number should be: 011 66 (country code), then 2281 1422. The "1100" suffix yielded a fast busy signal, only.
  15. Here comes the sun king Here comes the sun king Everybody's laughing Everybody's happy Here comes the sun king Cuando para mucho mi amore de felice corazón. Mundo paparazzi mi amore chica ferdy parasol. Questo obrigado tanto mucho que canite carousel
  16. I'd multiply that estimate by, maybe, ten. How'd that fucking poseur get in here? I thought AAJ inclusion was mandatory for membership here.
  17. Dechristo

    Whale Hunting

    I see...
  18. Dechristo

    we are fucked

    Au contraire, you shoe-horned those in nicely.
  19. I believe, and defend the notion: some us ought to be good at Trivial Pursuit.
  20. Sounds like the prologue to a play about the story of a common Western currency.
  21. who needs it. my butler takes care of such trivialities.
  22. depends on what history you believe to be good or bad
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