Dechristo

How DO you all feel, now?

How can they enforce this? They may as well legislate the manual repositioning of toilet seats. And the proscribed penalty... "Bailiff, whack his peepee!"

Scottish Butt-Crack Snaffle

what brand of biners are those ones attached to the hooks I'd want ovals.

"Now gals, we...ahem...YOU will find these velcro crotch climbing pants I've purchased for my...ahem...THE club very usefull." Guess he'll be buying himself a harness w/o belay loop.

Because of the philosophy of L. Ron? Because of Tom Cruising? Because of her aversion to bestiality? Because the Mayan calendar is off by five years? Your speculative reasons? I'm thinking Mr. Hubbard dubbed da faith "Scientology"... I could be wrong.

Modern medicine sure has made great strides in breast enhancement since the late 19th century!

You broke its heart.

May have been a "can't see the forest for the trees" problem. Buy the U2 album; there's a photo of "the tree" on the cover and directions to it when you play the album backwards.

You are familiar with the name "Joshua Tree", yes?

When you look into the ear of one of the Playmates.

But, it is you, Chaps, and your avatar, that boasts an open oral orifice.

ouuuu...how precious... they're kissing, snakemouth to mousemouth. Thhnakemouth to mouthmouth. Or ith th thnake twying to rethuthitate th mouth? Where'd thith thpeech impediment come from?

The gear-shift make an Imprezzion in the top of your head?

No, I didn't know the Toe needn't show.

You forgot your lubricant... ... the the meaning of your moniker is now understood. "Immediate release" is not a crowd-pleaser.

pusillanimous platitudinal prate

A seminal subject that defines the paradigms of sentient beings in the cause-effect environment of a temporal realm. I'm working to meet a deadline today. I ain't got the time I'd need to treat the subject; pity, it's a favorite.

He may have been born with an inny. If he clears out the lint, he may have room for the packs.

Then, if it were retro-fitted to 4X4, had a 400 small block, good sound system, sliding rear window, and four-inch-lift kit, it would be excellent... ... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Sweet, one of my favorite persons is a linguistics major at CU/Boulder. There, tis the custom to wear one's chamberpot on the head. Pics,

What can I say, but... lol.

Easy there, Chaps; you've had one too many... ...you'll be accusing me of date-rape in the morning.