Dechristo

If I was a Wiccan enthusiast, I suppose I'd always have a hex in my pocket. Or I was sportin' mountin' hardware. or I left the store with the #6(inch) hex I walked in with.

Bravo! Speach! SPEACH!

Think faster_than_poo will be in here? He'll tie together It's A Miracle, The Nodder, and this thread when he sees the nodder in a floatin' Good Friend.

There's always been suspicion of this.

It's just a rumor... Independent trials have proven it's impossible to flush horsecock down a toilet.

BOMB THREAT!!!

Sin-raisin' can be fun...

Are there big bananas in it?

Allows you to speedily drop-off your Good Friends at the pool.

mmmmmmm.... fiber!

An absorbant towel and tongue condom are the only protections for these types of speach

It's the fluid that drips from your chin when eating a ripe peach. Also, used colloquially in conversation of cunnilingus.

No. Speach = SPutum + pEACH

The desecration of porn is not protected.

Is it specific to the act while wearing one glove?

How high should I count before looking in the mirror? (please, don't say more than seventeen... I can't go higher even with both socks off)

WTF is a Jackofflogist?

Amplified attributes argue pulchritudinous pleasure.

You're right. Generally, in this world, monetary value holds priority. And, in this political sovereign state, democratic mechanisms determine some governmental policies. Do you believe the voting public would support your prefered policy? My intention is not to imply either policy as correct, but simply, to recognize the way of the world. You may construe the world shops for ideas at Simpletons-R-Us.

There's so much slop in my truck's engine that its pistons are swappin' holes.

Gotta "Bad Boys" t-shirt from the '89 season. ...thought I saw Dennis Rodman at the crag the other day.

Thanks for the "heads-up", Jon. Now, in an effort to practice "safe-internet-sex", I wear condoms on my typing fingers.

God?

Is he from Mini-scrota?