Dechristo

that's a ghey euphemism, isn't it...

mighty beauty

he wants the split times for his two ginormous hips

maybe the guy with the broken leg had bad breath or disgusting gas.

cumquats california cuties

He can hang at Gary Hart's place and watch it on TV.

No, the taste was fine, but afterward, I coughed up a hairball.

I'm almost certain the Freshette I bought at REI was used.

Best: Abraham Lincoln George Washington Thomas Jefferson FDR Teddy Roosevelt Worst: Andrew Johnson Woodrow Wilson Andrew Jackson Millard Fillmore James Buchanan

makes me sport something growing

There are few activities that cannot be found to be "selfish" in their motivational base. Even activities borne upon attempts to assuage guilt, to do "the right thing", or heart and spirit-lifting acts of sacrifice are, in effect, selfish. Selfishness, or the pursuit of activities that bring to oneself a sense of contentment, purpose, or well-being, is a requirement of human existence.

What a fun privilege to introduce someone to the Tetons. Irene's Arete is a very fine climb, as I found thirty years ago this month.

well, maybe tertiary

her secondary sex characteristic is the denial of flatulence.

and we'll have bung, bung, bung 'till her "daddy" takes his shorty awaaaaay

yeah, but yours is a shorty always placed effectively

sadly, the screamers only

I use screamers often on my screws

Let me see... Trinidad Brewing Co.

Just got home with ten bombers from an in-State brewery and a bottle of Reserva De La Familia.

My God only takes Discover.

"running mate" is appropriate

I recall your numerous similar prognostications of recent with Hillary as subject.

I sense a greater willingness to extend right-of-way, consistently, to a herd of elephants than to a scurry of ants.

spray is sometimes dominated by a critical mass.