Dechristo

Wow, I bought that book back in the early seventies and haven't seen that cover for over thirty years... you're freakin' me out dude; stop before I have a major flashback and start talkin' philosophy to my houseplants...

It's marvelous that, no matter your socio-political-economic bent, everyone can find a channel for their angst/anger of injustice to suit them.

So, bringing down civilization will decrease Man's propensity to lie? Sounds like a lie to me.

AlpineK, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone-it, people like you!

Cafe Sensitivioso

sit-start silverware drawer mantle to countertop finish

is there a limp-wristed graemlin?

Her nails must be an absolute mess! Get that girl to a salon! OMG! I just considered the possibility that she's got, like, a kilo of Canuck Snow in thirty condoms in her stomach!

I see those are designer pants you're sporting there. Does the designer tag read "Mammut"? Isn't that a foreign phrase for "mammouth"? Maybe you'd fit better in "Wide Load" designer pants. Just trying to be helpful...

poor dude suffered from an overly-developed sense of guilt

birthday?

I'll be there I'll be there Just call my name and I'll be there.

Then you should be able to afford both out for breakfast.

Somebody's got a Russet in their gusset.

girl eh. But, neither would be satisfied if your decision-maker is broken.

also, pick up a cheap can of clear lacquer and spray your chalk line before you start the cut; it'll keep your line on the asphalt while cutting.

a blade on a circular saw should do the job, unless it's a POS saw. There are Carborundum blades made specifically for asphalt (cheaper). Iffen you can't find a couple, a segmented diamond-matrix concrete blade will work. You'll need to take time to allow it to cool intermittently after working the cut for a few minutes (and clean the blade of tar) else the blade may overheat and warp.

WTF? G-Spotter posted the pic of my attempt to find Molly a good home.

Dear Lord, let little Molly find peace... ...under my truck tire.

Before breaking the asphalt, better make a shallow saw-cut first as Bronco suggested or you'll end up with an uneven break-line on top. The result will yield a rough surface below the depth of cut, but if the asphalt is thin, as you state, you can break the asphalt back below the saw-cut to allow the PT board or fiber expansion board (bad idea imo) a flat surface to marry to.

They accept the purpose of their existence: belay slave. Don't mess with this evolving climbing caste system.

one can paint the plywood to a beautiful faux marble.

millitant milquetoast misogynista

those with hackney English drop the "h".

I take everything seriously. Levity is purulent to the great unwashed masses.