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Dechristo

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  1. vehemence
  2. Dechristo

    "We are winning"

    Now, cj, you know you've taken some of what's written here quite seriously. Remember how happy you were when I told you that you have the whitest teeth I've come across?
  3. would they deliver the beer to the next Rope Up?
  4. Longmont, Colorado
  5. "yeah, uh, Ossiffer, uh... I wuz dryfing the szpeed limit in my wive'z Vulva, I mean Vulvo, and a bunch of szpeederz forzed me offtaroad! Yeah! Thazzwut happennnned.
  6. I thought it was pot-bellied Texan
  7. Right. Make her sit over the back wheels of your Ford Ranger next time it snows. But, wouldn't it actually decrease traction if I made her shit all over the back wheels? Maybe if it were cold enough and the shit solidified to form heavy lugs... ...and she had eaten corn.
  8. My drink of choice tonight:
  9. another benefit of the fat Significant Other: better traction on slick roads.
  10. netflix it
  11. never say never
  12. Dechristo

    "We are winning"

    I congratulate him for being able to perform at all if he was that drunk.
  13. you've watched Boondock Saints too many times
  14. Dechristo

    "We are winning"

    Yeah, insults like that are reserved for inside the family only.
  15. Then, you probably find Yanni to be hot, too.
  16. Don't be Petty
  17. Dechristo

    "We are winning"

    They appear centrist
  18. Dechristo

    "We are winning"

    Is there any other kind of thread?
  19. Dechristo

    "We are winning"

    The best question anyone here can ask themself; it's an art productive to peace, counterproductive to judgment.
  20. You find hyperbole and broad generalizations to be ??????????????????????????????????????????? You fit right in.
  21. Are you Eva Longoria?
  22. I'd like to give the world a Coke all standing hand in hand I'd to see them true unity and peace throughout the land It's the Real Thing...
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