Dechristo
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I bite my knuckles they bloody my teeth there's never a cranium unfucked to sheath
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white knuckle sandwich
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white knuckle
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I refresh quicker than my computer
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you've been married that long?
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say, neighbor, can you spare a cup of wit? The wife forgot to pick some up at the store today.
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I'm a lamentable excuse for a human spraying
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you may worship me as I've played on the same stage as Sonic Youth... ...poseurs
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Ethel Merman?
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Frankie Lane?
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The Rooftop Singers?
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We Five?
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Bay City Rollers?
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that's because they put Jedi Mind Tricks in subliminally
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poseurs
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they didn't mention me once
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I blame it on the bossa nova
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sleaze of use
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that's my koality
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why does my wanger turn orange whenever i eat Cheetos?
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i have a quality of quantities
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deep base nine
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weasels rip my flesh
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I'm going as an abacus for Halloween
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I count in base nine
