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Dechristo

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  1. I bite my knuckles they bloody my teeth there's never a cranium unfucked to sheath
  2. white knuckle sandwich
  3. white knuckle
  4. I refresh quicker than my computer
  5. you've been married that long?
  6. say, neighbor, can you spare a cup of wit? The wife forgot to pick some up at the store today.
  7. I'm a lamentable excuse for a human spraying
  8. you may worship me as I've played on the same stage as Sonic Youth... ...poseurs
  9. Ethel Merman?
  10. Frankie Lane?
  11. The Rooftop Singers?
  12. We Five?
  13. Bay City Rollers?
  14. that's because they put Jedi Mind Tricks in subliminally
  15. poseurs
  16. they didn't mention me once
  17. I blame it on the bossa nova
  18. sleaze of use
  19. that's my koality
  20. why does my wanger turn orange whenever i eat Cheetos?
  21. i have a quality of quantities
  22. deep base nine
  23. weasels rip my flesh
  24. I'm going as an abacus for Halloween
  25. I count in base nine
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