Dechristo

hmmmmmm...? Christmas gifts delivered up the chimney?

I believe that's called a snowball.

ethnic slur?

were there offers to kiss it to make it better?

if only he hadn't been brandishing a loaded Bible.

get busy wit da tape!

I sense incense in your sense of sense

rapturous

Reminds me of the response from a local when I told him a mutual friend married a gal from South Africa: "No shit! He married a black girl?" Piled High & Deep or Phuddy Duddy

Rites of Sprites

...and don't link mine

give us a profile.

it might be construed as "Rite-Wing", politically.

might is rite

Jack Russell Terrier

I'm very interested in reproductive rites.

gesunheit

The last, turd in any context, may be construed as the "climbing turd" comensurate with its determination to refuse separation.

If you attend a costume party in Bellevue, and attend in dress indigenous to Bozeman, be sure to where a label indicating an intent to portray you're from Enumclaw. Dressing as an anonymous hick may be deemed insensitive culturally.

racist

she might contract mastitis w/o the whole crew to breastfeed.

the man in the photo is obviously flexible enough to forego the crudities of an existence wrought by working with his hands.

very nice portrayal of the strawmen used by the uninformed (and deviously by the informed) of both ends of the political spectrum.