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Dechristo

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  1. As you've demon-strated, Pink, the brightest of lights appear dim when viewed from a distance. now, quit bogartin' the telescope and let me have a turn
  2. I should be careful. I might offend a beetle loving administrator and get this whole thread axed. Who the fuck are the "beetles" where? Paraphrasing Walter Huston in Treasure of the Sierra Madre, "yer dumber than the dumbest jackass". you may have musician material in you
  3. BWAHAHAHAha...ha...ha...henhhh...hyennnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  4. I can only dread dream
  5. [font:Impact]NO FUCKING WAY!!![/font] ummm...I mean...perhaps your research is incomplete.
  6. Fuck-off, Flacidbone biatch! CJ's job is to entertain me. He's an elite executive-type ho. get your own ho (Goddam. Can there be a job of lower esteem: Assistant To Assistant Crack Ho).
  7. flea-flogger
  8. it's a dim light, but a light no less. even minxy figured that one out. Ahemmmm...uh, excuse me... I believe I was the first to imply this association. http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Board=21&Number=599651&Searchpage=1&Main=45350&Words=%26quot%3BFlyingpink%26quot%3B+Dechristo&topic=0&Search=true#Post599651 So let us be accurate in giving credit where credit's due that all may bow to the evidence of the gossamer, ambience de flatulahhhnce, lightness of my intellect. I'm deeply appalled at the conduct displayed here in The Cafe Sensitivioso; I confess...I've never felt so violated. But, back to an address of the titled topic of this thread: I had a weak moment during a lapse in my Methadone 'script.
  9. bend da bitch back. yeah, it fatigues the metal, but that's better than a broken pick in da middle of a pitch. [namedrop]Anker told me he wants his picks to bend, not break, for this reason presumably.[/namedrop]
  10. deal. once, you hit I-25, call and I'll give you directions
  11. Last night, I mentioned to a couple of seasoned recording-session guitar-players (one is primarily jazz/blues a la Larry Carlton, the other has roots mainly in Metal) this little debate of E. Van Halen vs. Jimi. In unison, they gasped, gave motion of nausea, uttered profanities, and shook their heads. They said, "Jimi; absolutely no contest." well, actually, one of them said, "only a musical idiot would think Van Halen comes close to Jimi in influence."
  12. are you refering to planet Earth
  13. [font:Fixedsys]Why do drummers keep their sticks on the dashboard of their cars? so they can use Handicap Parking [/font]
  14. Claypool is very influential currently [font:Fixedsys]Why was the bass-player loitering on the porch? because they never know when to come in. [/font]
  15. jokes about musicians; give 'em up. What's the definition of "perfect pitch? When someone throws an autoharp in a dumpster and hits a banjo
  16. I'm down wit dat
  17. a permit for what?
  18. Is the new shiny clean format here ushering the death of spray?
  19. mebbee it was the handle of a handyman jack. I knew a fella that lost half-a-dozen teeth from one of those killers.
  20. Is there a line?
  21. it's dark, mighty dark, too dark
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