Dechristo

Kev, clever advertising your true interest on your forehead.

never climbed on consistently "solid" conglomerate

I'm sure there are many parents ready to dump their eight-year-old screamers.

can understand why few stay in that Hilton

funny with the requisite bit of truth

he smoked the whole turkey? what a bogart

Social Climbing forum = Cafe Sensitivioso

DOH! baa

Jimi went to see/hear Clarence White every chance he had

This is the day Of the expanding man That shape is my shade There where I used to stand It seems like only yesterday I gazed through the glass At ramblers Wild gamblers Thats all in the past You call me a fool You say its a crazy scheme This ones for real I already bought the dream So useless to ask me why Throw a kiss and say goodbye Ill make it this time Im ready to cross that fine line Chorus: Ill learn to work the saxophone Ill play just what I feel Drink scotch whisky all night long And die behind the wheel They got a name for the winners in the world I want a name when I lose They call alabama the crimson tide Call me deacon blues My back to the wall A victim of laughing chance This is for me The essence of true romance Sharing the things we know and love With those of my kind Libations Sensations That stagger the mind I crawl like a viper Through these suburban streets Make love to these women Languid and bittersweet Ill rise when the sun goes down Cover every game in town A world of my own Ill make it my home sweet home Chorus This is the night Of the expanding the man I take one last drag As I approach the stand I cried when I wrote this song Sue me if I play too long This brother is free Ill be what I want to be Chorus

He was a hard-headed man He was brutally handsome, and she was terminally pretty She held him up, and he held her for ransom in the heart of the cold, cold city He had a nasty reputation as a cruel dude They said he was ruthless, they said he was crude They had one thing in common, they were good in bed She'd say, 'Faster, faster. The lights are turnin' red." Life in the fast lane Surely make you lose your mind, mm Are you with me so far? Eager for action and hot for the game The coming attraction, the drop of a name They knew all the right people, they took all the right pills They threw outrageous parties, they paid heavenly bills There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face She pretended not to notice, she was caught up in the race Out every evening, until it was light He was too tired to make it, she was too tired to fight about it Life in the fast lane Surely make you lose your mind Life in the fast lane, everything all the time Life in the fast lane, uh huh Blowin' and burnin', blinded by thirst They didn't see the stop sign, took a turn for the worse She said, "Listen, baby. You can hear the engine ring. We've been up and down this highway; haven't seen a goddam thing." He said, "Call the doctor. I think I'm gonna crash." "The doctor say he's comin', but you gotta pay him cash." They went rushin' down that freeway, messed around and got lost They didn't care they were just dyin' to get off And it was life in the fast lane Life in the fast lane

It's a little bit funny this feeling inside I'm not one of those who can easily hide I don't have much money but boy if I did I'd buy a big house where we both could live If I was a sculptor, but then again, no Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show I know it's not much but it's the best I can do My gift is my song and this one's for you And you can tell everybody this is your song It may be quite simple but now that it's done I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind that I put down in words How wonderful life is while you're in the world I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song It's for people like you that keep it turned on So excuse me forgetting but these things I do You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue Anyway the thing is what I really mean Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

tanks

Grandma's Boy - mighty funny

leave it as a memo on a co-worker's desk create a hood ornament on a boss's car (or a random Hummer) have a slap-fight with it dump it in the toilet (bones included), perform howling histrionics, then have your S/O come take a look

don't bring my family into this

i think it works better if the link the shit like so: FRESHIEZ then when baa click the link it adds to it's googlescore or whatever. that's how the blogs googlebomb. fresh-sheesh, baa humbug

the hail you say

Jerry Seinfeld and George Castanza

dude's got a harem

Defeat CA-MRSA. Climb in a body glove.

what javascript is required?

usually you can smell 'em when they're close. excepting my barking spiders are odorless

The "Who's Online" page no longer lists what thread is being viewed; I miss that. Many obscure threads are viewed by "Anonymous" visitors and I enjoy clicking on the link to view the obscure/forgotten thread.

wow, you're psychin' me dude. how'dew know I was that guy in Pink Flamingos?