Dechristo

It's a little bit funny this feeling inside I'm not one of those who can easily hide I don't have much money but boy if I did I'd buy a big house where we both could live If I was a sculptor, but then again, no Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show I know it's not much but it's the best I can do My gift is my song and this one's for you And you can tell everybody this is your song It may be quite simple but now that it's done I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind that I put down in words How wonderful life is while you're in the world I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song It's for people like you that keep it turned on So excuse me forgetting but these things I do You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue Anyway the thing is what I really mean Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

tanks

Grandma's Boy - mighty funny

leave it as a memo on a co-worker's desk create a hood ornament on a boss's car (or a random Hummer) have a slap-fight with it dump it in the toilet (bones included), perform howling histrionics, then have your S/O come take a look

don't bring my family into this

i think it works better if the link the shit like so: FRESHIEZ then when baa click the link it adds to it's googlescore or whatever. that's how the blogs googlebomb. fresh-sheesh, baa humbug

the hail you say

Jerry Seinfeld and George Castanza

dude's got a harem

Defeat CA-MRSA. Climb in a body glove.

what javascript is required?

usually you can smell 'em when they're close. excepting my barking spiders are odorless

The "Who's Online" page no longer lists what thread is being viewed; I miss that. Many obscure threads are viewed by "Anonymous" visitors and I enjoy clicking on the link to view the obscure/forgotten thread.

wow, you're psychin' me dude. how'dew know I was that guy in Pink Flamingos?

that's what I said

I require tutoring in the posting of youtube links

gonna take a lot of fartin' in the cushions before this place feels homey.

[font:Comic Sans MS] Nice to get a feel for the ambience of CBS's home lab.[/font]

it smells like a dentist's office in here

For Wittle Stevie, the "enlightenment","old habit hard to kill". and "small appliance bulb" all reside in the same place.

small appliance bulb

please, use it responsibly

the oil also helps with the evacuation of dehydrated road base from the semi-colon

appropriate a mountin' Queen has the last laugh

blatant blatant blatant