'The highly-coveted peace prize was given to a US Air Force laboratory for researching what the committee dubbed the "gay bomb" -- a chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers become sexually irresistible to each other.'
'Some winners tried to explain their research but if they talked for more than 60 seconds they were interrupted by an eight-year-old girl who repeatedly intoned, "Please stop, I'm bored."'
"The new life form will depend, for its ability to replicate itself and metabolize, on the molecular machinery of the cell into which it has been injected, and in that sense it will not be a wholly synthetic life form."