DirtyHarry

Light dry snow must have helped too. Buried four feet down in cascades snow you probably wouldn't be able to self-extricate.

How about a clove hitch?

It's also OK to carry a weapon while cross-country skiing: it's called Biathlon. You can also carry a battleax while skiing. Just ask the Vikings.

Remounting bindings in the same holes isn't a problem at all. I wouldn't worry about it. If they have to drill new ones, theoretically it weakens the integrity of the ski, but in practice the only thing it effects is the aesthetics.

Yeah, it's called hunting. Too bad there's not a season for meth head criminals though.

Sweet. I can quit my job and start running beer into Oregon. I've always wanted to be a bootlegger.

It sounds like people are forgetting to hunker down.

Well one of those Scandinavian countries with lots of fish, socialized healthcare, and federally subsidized ski touring.

If I had to be in a war it would be the Barbary Pirates one. That one sounds cool.

We've created such a mess I just going to emigrate to Sweden. But apparently beer there is really expensive.

Not enough time for manifestos, just diatribes.

If I pay more can I spoon with Rolf?

Well since Phelp's lost Kellog's maybe now he can pick up a sponsorship from Grafixx.

Fat skis don't shralp skin tracks, booters and slowshoers do. Booting a skin track is bad form, as is being from Tacoma.

I've been looking at PE and NY Gully when I've was ski touring up in the area last couple weekends. Looked like they were in good nick. Lots of other ice and mixed shit to climb up there too right now.

Ninja Robot Pirates made by other Ninnja Robot Pirates.

Someone should bolt your hands to your head so you can't use a computer anymore.

Ninja Robots.

Hew can there be a demand for a gym with the high quality Sehome boulders so close by?

Wherever this picture was taken I definitly don't remember reading about this belay technique in the Freedom of the Hills.

Gary you should have impressed him your Peak Canister Puncher and maybe he would have let you in free.

Last time I went to the dump the guy let me dump my garbage for free. I didn't even ask.

Kevbone - you can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

How true.

You guys were bolder than me for getting out this weekend. We'll have to go back there and ski White Pine in better conditions.