DirtyHarry

So, when did you move here from Colorado?

Have beer but do not be afraid.

There's no paved trail? But, how will the handicapped get there?

Well said. Climbing, esp. soloing, is just a journey into the innerspace

Shit. I totally don't know how to do tie bows and pretty knots from my belay device, like these folks. I'm going to die a painful death in the mountains. Fuck!!

Wasn't that yesterday? You finally get that flux copasitor installed in the Delorian, or what?

Ambitious, Kyle. That section above the pressure chamber is definitly funky. You either have to top out with horrible rope stretch or have to build a belay in a shitty spot with a (most likely) severely depleted rack.

Well, I for one, don't wear a bikini top.

Let no 5.4 go unbolted!!

Its a celebration bitches

You can just milk the oil from my dreads.

Bring your sportsbra Oly, I'll bring my prana top.

If we head that way, we could give him a ride. But he'll have to travel in the truck bed and pass us beers when we get thirsty.

Erik's camalot I have not, nor have I ever. If I did I would give it back. I would be willing to bet that if Erik went up to certain spots in the Icicle this week he would be able to booty some gears though.

How'd this thing go? Ya'll get rained on and leave a ton of booty or what?

As of now, the forecast for the city is looking better than our current memorial day destination. So, if the forecast holds we may be joining you suckas and you'll be forced to give us the beta on the secret free camping spot.

Yeah but then Dru will bust out the twenty-sided dice and think he's super hot shit because he knows what Lando Calrisean's third cousin's name is or the mating habits of wookies or some innane dorky shit like that.

No shit. The "5.8" chimney. Hardest pitch on the climb.

Not to chestbeat, but I soloed that once. Maybe that belongs in the stupidest thing you ever did thread, though

So true. Some people over here don't even chill their beaujolais.

Hyperspace on Snow Crick. No, actually, that IS hard!

If in doubt, chop.

No, He's just using you for your half-digested bile.

That's an ice climb.

Bad Beta