DirtyHarry

That's just artistic expression protected by the first Amendment.

Tastes like beever.

Little Red horse-drawn carriage.

The artist simply known as "Eugene". Brilliant.

KK - you should check with the Y or downtown health clubs to see if they have a cheap locker room / shower only deal. There's always the asian massage parlours too, and for only a little extra you can get the "happy ending."

It tastes like chocolate milk, yum!

Worthless weight. If its cold and if you aren't hiking or moving around you can always get in your bag. Skip the storm pants shell too - you don't need a shell and schoeller - one or the other. For summer time you'd be better off going with the lightweight shell top since its lighter. Micro puff pullover top is good to have though. In the summer, the only place you'll need to worry about subfreezing temps is on Ranier. If you haven't already, get a copy of Twight's Extreme Alpinism. His theories on clothing are quite good.

you could have lured him with the box of snickers.

You just need some wombat nerble.

Hey did you know there's a new slab formation in the crater of St. Helens?

Its the fart game.

The first step to recovery is admitting you're addicted.

Kind of an inopportune time to pass out drunk.

Too bad more people weren't there, maybe you could have gotten a rescue from your epic bivy.

And since it'll be real cold in the crevasse you can cut always cut open his belly and crawl in, ton ton style.

Was that stupider than the open bivy at the top of Drury Falls ?

Chronic

Congratulations. Sounds like a successfull day at work.

What! No stops at Vantage?

Now c'mon I'll admit you guys have the alpine over us but seriously, cheap guns? I can get cheap guns on my corner, no waiting period or background check- $200 and a pack of Newports, good to go!

Fabric belay seats are worthless. Not much more comfortable than a good harness and just another thing to carry. Unnecessary for free climvbing. If you're doing lots of aid, with multi-hour belays, a hard one is the way to go.

Don't buy one you fucking Yuppie!!!! Plywood, foam pad, duct tape, webbing. Pretty simple.

That's why you should always cross a glacier tied to a fat kid.

That's right, man. I wouldn't let those pigs get away with that shit without atleast one smarmy passive-agressive comment.