DirtyHarry

They are harmless. They are probably drunk. But they haven't offered me a 401k or an investment plan yet.

Well, there are the corrupt CEOs that are actually giant lobster aliens, but good luck capturing them.

Thanks Art Bell, but those guys were the CEOs of Enron.

Werd. See ya in ten to twenty, bitches.

Forecast for the city calling for rain Saturday, but good Friday, Sunday, and Monday.

I got bitches at the belay getting it on and they ain't leavin till they're double backed and tied in. Give me ten pitches, then I'll climb all ten my homey Olyclimber drinkin' emergen-c and gin

Maybe the Mounties should revise FOTH to include a chapter on how to jib, promote wearing baggy pants, and put out a rap album that talks about proper belay technique (taking your brake hand off the rope is whack, yo!) in order to become hip with the kids today.

Got bitches in the living room gettin it on, and they ain't leaving till six in the morning. SIX in the morning!

Sky was hoping you would give him the shocker.

He'll push your shit in too.

Careful. Oly will push your shit in.

Who cares. Technique is technique.

I unicycled down past some Mounties on the S arete on SEWS wearing a clown suit and a tiere, and they gave me some WEIRD looks. Fuckers.

Run Silent. Run deep.

Free your heel, free your mind.

I am too. Hot lesbians are cool.

Such a good climb. Nice work on an ealry season ascent!

As long as you drop a knee and give him the reach around.

More like the inverse. KK pounding on you?

That's a much better bumpersticker than "Catch the Feeling."

"there was a killer double rainbow last wednesday in boulder. It went all the way from one point on the horizon to another, and the segments were so clear that the violet was into two layers. it was the prettiest thing i've seen in a while." How Dank, brah.

Furthermore, every new basic student this year sat through a short lecture involving safety and risk that specifically addressed the Sharkfin accident. Every new intermediate student this year sat through a longer lecture that addressed specific issues from the accident (slinging boulders, loads on anchors, etc.) Don't you think the students would be better off going to practice rock and drinking tall-dogs of Bud and working on their friction and edging technique than sitting at lecture? BOR-ING.

shit harry, you're right! What was I thinking. I'll make sure to stay off of every moderate route in WA until I check with the committee! I'll go jump on something that i'm not physically ready to do since i didn't register my climb with the committee. folks, if the committee approves my weekend plans, i'll need at least 8 more for a full gaggle. Please send me a PM with the date and time you completed the 4th climb of your basic course for consideration. Ummm, you did get the memo on filling out the requisite forms in triplicate didn't you? The CLIMBING COMMITTEE is not here to fill out your paperwork for you, Minx. If you don't shape up and fly right from now on, the CLIMBING COMMITTEE will be forced to revoke your license, and there where will you be, MINX. And I haven't seen you at lecture recently. There was an utterly fascinating discussion on the history of the Munter hitch the other day. Your loss.

But is it pivotless for godsake!!!!

Minx, ITS BEEN APPROVED BY THE CLIMBING COMMITTEE. What part of that did you not understand!?