DirtyHarry

That's a brilliant idea for reality TV, how do we go about selling my new idea to the networks?

You mean you don't? Sad... Yes. I am despondent over it. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go make a cream cheese and bacon sandwich.

That test is dumb, who even knows what their cholestrol levels or blood pressure is. Cholestrol shmolestrol, bunch of horseshit anyway. That's why you drink red wine.

You probably need more bong rips. That is zee only way.

You gave us the mad cow too. Thanks.

Ouch. When we were there a couple years ago there was a Korean party fixing ropes on an overhanging serac apparently attempting to climb the Kennedy / Child route on the Moonflower. They didn't seem to be making much progress. When we contacted them at camp when skiing past one day there only english was "Selac veee-ry dangerous, selac veee-ry dangerous."

sounds like nitrous oxide

Dru you should plant acres of cocoa leaves and start making crack so then you won't have to buy it anymore.

You could even join the new portland hiking forum. Climb on over!

yeah but more or less harmless. How's the sick dyno at dishmans with fletcher going?

I'd like to join the fun, but I had to hit and run you see I just can't settle down in a kinky part of town right on right on don't you know I've got to right on right on

As much as I love Washington I'd probably rather live in Conifer, Colorado (wherever the fuck that is) than Olympia. I would suggest selling your rack and buying a sea kayak and the new Yani cassette.

Its just ice cream.

Should of had some orange juice

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "seniors" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different: it's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow. Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT"S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT"S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!! To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."

FOUND: one neutrino on pg. 54 of the Aeneid in Latin.

But how does one go about keeping their triple mocha soy rasberry hazelnut half-calf skim lattes warm?

Wow that IS amazing. Did you know that if you put ice in a cooler it keeps your beer colder for longer too. Wild!

I've got mad style when it comes to weathering a blow.

shit Gary, way to lay the smack down, DAMN!!

Act now and get a free supplement on how to effectively claim the R / X grade and get away with it, my Michael Layton.

How 'bout: DIRT ROCK: The Dirtiest Climbs in Washington, a guide to Dan Cappellini's routes in the greater Leavenworth Area, Volume I. Or: UNINSPIRING: Obscure Rambling Alpine Moderates, a guide to Drew Brayshaw's routes in the Coast Mountains.

My teeth are fine, thanks.

Is this for routes done in 2005 or what?

Only as long as I get royalties.