DirtyHarry

Today, I climb for Satan.

Oh yeah, I'm a soul climber for corporate greed and corruption. Trying to get a sponsorship from Enron and Exxon Mobil.

Fred just thought he was an ugly gurl, and left him alone.

I only climb to appease my sponsors. Is that wrong?

But there has to be at least a few mph error factor due to user technique, like the angle of the radar gun, etc. Bet there's some info on it on the internet. Plus, since hwy 2 is a two lane highway you can argue that you had legally exceeded the speed limit inorder to pass someone who was driving under the speed limit and you were in the process of slowing back down when you were radared.

Security!! Moderator!!! Help!!!

That's weak. Real men get banned by threatening to kill people.

Well shit, climbers should just start bringing african guiney hens with them when they climb at the Tieton.

If you're going to get bitten by a snake, I would recomend doing it in the Methow though, The Aero Methow rescue squad doesn't have enough work.

Rainbow, of course. On an almost as sad note, I heard that that assclown Tim Eye-man is getting together an iniative to repeal Washington's gay-rights legislation. Way to go, Tim!!

OMG!! The gays are getting married!!! Emergency!!

Yup. They've got a top notch team. They were having trouble with putting the left foot in and shaking it all "a-boot" at World's last year, but I'd expect a good showing at this year's event.

No the hokey team lost the world cup. But curling team took home the gold!

Let's go ride bikes.

Its the other white meat.

My dog was bitten at Tieton and I've seen more snakes there than anywhere else. Yikes!

I've crossed it this time of year before and it gets a little wet in spots but that creek never gets too big. I've had to drag dead logs across the creek to "make" a bridge before.

It was. We saw you guys descending, wondered what route you had done. Nice job on the one-day ascent. Great pictures! Mtneers Creek aint that bad.

my carpenter / contractor friends up in the Methow have more work than they can handle right now too.

Who asked you, hippy.

I don't think 4H condones fucking foxes.

Any true offwidth is a sandbag.

I have to save the deep fried cheese on a stick love for the state fair later this summer along with the 4H fattest sow in the county award and the 15-year old cowgirls in tight wranglers.

Gary might be available. He's not a female, but he acts like one. You guys could try and impress eachother with how much Latin you know.

Aye matey, we'll tap a keg of rum and go swashbuckling and shit.