DirtyHarry

Rapellin will melt the rubber.

What!!! No slide alder?

Aren't they blowing Squamish up for the Olympics to make room for more cars?

I have seen a chalkbag made out of a sheep's nutsack, though. Swear to God.

You can't polish a turd.

What are you getting at? Fords ARE better than Chevy's.

Charlton Heston is my President.

Can you say snow wallow in whiteout conditions with crazy avy hazard?

I bet I can drink way more beer than the lot of 'em.

"Terrorist Hunting Permit"

Or you for that matter, old man.

The local 'faves: Hug a Logger - you'll never go back to trees No Fear Polaris / Arctic Cat She's not my Governor Bush Cheney '04 Calvin pissing on [insert Ford Chevy Dodge or Toyota] Pretty Cool, huh?

And way way larger cajones.

Wow. Colin is legal to drink cheap wine now. Crazy.

You.

Depends on whether you used a sit start or not.

Its OK, lots of 45 yr olds still live at home.

I'm calling the truant officer.

"Did you watch Survivor last night?" "Yeah. How stupid is that team, they voted off the only person who knew what they were doing." "Pshhaaaa. That team doesn't even have fire yet."

No you're the one to talk. I gaurantee that.

Mom kick you out of the house for the day or what?

Craig and John are way too good for things like avalanches, snow, and common sense to slow them down.

The whole guiding gapers up "first ascent" seems pretty retarted to me.

hell yah!! today Yeah its great. Stuck inside looking at a computer. Fucking sweet.

Sad how climbing is so straight these days. Lame.