DirtyHarry

You can always go back and get it in summer. Atleast the rock there is good!

Wild. Great Pics. Nice effort - looks like it might be a line for a bit easier conditions.

Such is the way of things winter climbing in the Cascades. Lots of rad lookin' shit back there, though!!

Fuckin Rat - scooped me on the TR. But I'm posting it anyway. Thanks again to John Scurlock, Rolf spotted a killer looking line last November in one of Mr. Scurlock’s aerial photos of the East face of Whitehorse Peak. After waiting all winter, we finally got a window of cold dry weather to try the route. Saturday morning after getting up way too early we drove over the pass stopping for coffee and assorted sundries in Monroe and marveled at all the westside suburban freakshows. We then drove to the end of Squire Creek Road outside of Darrington where we found a parked car. Thinking the wagon belonged to the dynamic duo of Justin and Darin (as we heard they were off for the north side of Three Fingers), Rolf left a nice note on their rig with a simple message, “DIE!!” Just then, Justin and Necro for real pulled up and after exchanging pleasantries we rolled back down the road and parked and began the mandatory vertical sub-alpine tree thrashing session. Four hours later we submerged around treeline in Buckhorn Basin. The snow was rock hard neve, even that low down – a good sign. From there, some step kicking and third classing through a cliffy section got us to the alpine where the snow turned to crust. The East Face is pretty cool and pretty big. We set up the Bibler at a nice flat spot and went to check out the route. It looked as good as it did in the Scurlock photo, but with more ice and snow. Back at the Bibler, Rolf regaled me with tales of a legendary sandwich, called the “Bacon Buddy,” which is only available at a renowned fast-food establishment in Britain, The Bacon Buddy is a buttery croissant-like pastry split in half and filled with ½ lb of bacon. Delectable. Anyway, by first light the next morning, Rolf was soloing some sketchy mixed moves off the glacier and onto the serac-like bergschrund. Finding a good trench in the moraine, Rolf sent down a rope which I gladly accepted. I then led out over an awkward bulge and past the 'shrund onto some excellent neve. A rope length later I set a rock belay and brought Rolf up. We belayed two more mellow pitches on good neve until we got to the first steep section. At this point the route and buttresses above were in full sun sending down grappel, spindrift and frequent chunk of ice into the middle of the coliour. Rolf led out onto the 90 degree step, which was too soft for screws but took good sticks. The next pitch, the overhanging snow-ice chimney, was probably the crux. I led out over a fun, steep section of good ice to a short rampy spot, then the angle steepened again and I got in a decent nut and a shitty blade a little higher. As soon as the angle kicked back to 90 degrees, the “snice” in the chimney was hollow and sugary and wouldn’t take sticks. The ice on the right was better, but aerated, and a couple times my pick ripped right through while testing. After some insecure moves digging through the hollow snice, and with the shitty blade ten feet below, I stemmed into the snice on one side and aerated ice on the other and swung as high as I could. The stick felt solid, so I committed to it. The sticks above that were good and I pulled over the bulge. It really wasn’t that bad. Rolf led out after that through some nice neve and then through some killer, fun steep bulges where he got some cams in the rock and could make some cool stems on the rock. We simul-climbed quite a bit of this pitch, since it was lower angle neve right off of the belay. The next pitch was a steep / overhung section of thunker ice, which was pumpy but with good sticks was pretty cool. It was lower angle snowfield to the ridge, so I belayed Rolf up this and then he took off for three ropelengths of simul-climbing which went up to the ridge then wrapped around the wind-ice plastered north face summit crag. This was one of the coolest, most aesthetic portions of the climb. A couple ice steps and we were on the summit. From the summit we could see over to Three Fingers, and a couple tiny black specs descending the East Face, which we assumed to be Justin and Darin. To descend, we downclimbed the south face, made two raps, followed by more downclimbing. Then three raps into an icy gulley and we were on the glacier again about 11 hours after we started. Since Rolf only brought enough fuel for one night, because the climb by itself wasn’t hard enough, we only had a pinner supper and not much water to drink that night. I dreamt of bacon buddies and ice cold pilsners. The deproach was pretty uneventful, except that Rolf found a perfectly good truckbedliner on the side of the road. Unfortunately it didn’t fit his truck. If anyone wants it, it’s on the side of the Squire Creek Road, about half way up. It fits a truck with a bed just a bit wider than an old beater Nissan pickemup. “Bacon Buddy,” IV AI4 Larger pic's available in the gallery.

You better be on some steeeep shit b4 you bust out the axe. You'll probly want poles for skinning but hiking poles would work I guess - just put some powder baskets on them. I imagine you'd want some collapsible ones so you can put them on your pack when you go down and shit.

I recently threw down about $550 for another tele setup. It hurts, but it will be worth it. Don't have any pink poles though.

OOOOHHHHHHH the pink poles!!!!!! So Hot.

That sure is one ugly dog.

Ha! Geoducks are aid.

I heard he downsoloed Mox in winter.

Why do you think they all have big smiles?

Congratulations for using the word "shill."

Its a rather strange incestuous relationship.

Yeah, they tend to get a little wild after they've had a few Singapore Slings with tequilla and beer chasers.

Little known fact: Axl Rose is Chuck Norris's brother. Any potentially lethal projectile would clealry just ricochett off Axl's jacket and back to the perpetrator.

Cheap motel in Littlewet will be well worth your $20 US

Who's Robert Hicks Bates? does he get perved on Rossi?

Whoa Brutha!!!!! How could you diss Axl? That is just unfuckingamerican. You probably don't like Cougar Mellencamp either.

Mugs and Jugs

Except you don't know whether the big hanging serac above the route is going to unload on your face.

Male figure skater Woman Not much difference.

Solo of Ice Cliff or Ice Fall or whatever is not like House soloing K7, but its also not the Tooth, either. There was nothing wrong with congratulating Hannah on a fine effort. The fact that Hannah is a girl and a youth makes her solo somewhat more impressive. End of story.

Neither is Slipstream, cocksucker.

Told you, you dumb bitches. Distel is one fresh fly dressed human, BTW. Check out the pimpin felt bowler touque juxtaposed with the Arcterix soft shell. Oh yeah, and the baby camel accessory is pretty sharp as well.