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KaskadskyjKozak

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  1. And the fact it's harder to get ahead has nothing to do with a bigger government and higher taxes of course. That's all taxes, by the way, not just the Federal Income Tax.
  2. What does your qualify you for? Pot. Kettle. Black.
  3. Beg to differ Yes, but we have Michael Jackson. Any more surgeries and he will be 100% non-biodegradable.
  4. The type of chick that subconciously reminds geek of mother. or of mother boards
  5. Cold Fusion is a dated application development technology.
  6. No, biting is not desirable. Whether for geeks or not.
  7. only in America...
  8. yes
  9. You, evidently, are no different than he. If my suggestion offends your sensibilities, perhaps a bitch-slap would then suffice. You posted "Please shut him up" or was that a plea to some higher power. He's got a staff and a whole slew of editors/producers/whatever for his show. Someone needs to talk with him seriously at this point.
  10. You, evidently, are no different than he.
  11. got MILF?
  12. thanks for your fruity clarification. it was most fruitful.
  13. Raspberry pie.
  14. I always take Alaska Air to the Bay Area and the service has been fine. Flights are usually on time with glitches on occasion. The one time I took UAL to/from LAX (en route to Hawaii) it really sucked. I avoid United now. BTW, did they charge you for peanuts? Word is that's the new brainstorm of the airline exec's to save $$...
  15. Hoof-in Virtual Mouth
  16. Please shut him up
  17. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris. Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
  18. FWIW, there are plenty of Americans who travel to Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and other dangerous places because they can make large amounts of cash in a short amount of time. And they do so despite the known risks. Ditto for crab fishers in the Bering Sea...
  19. I almost posted this exact same thing. This is too damn bizarre, Dechristo. Are you my alter-ego?
  20. I think they should make the miners take English classes, and Gary should grade their papers. The union bosses will tell Gary when he needs to finish grading. "I said now". "Are you done yet?".
  21. Well said. Maybe it's time for Gary to study a little linguistics and understand the difference between a normative dialect, and regional ones.
  22. uber and hyper have the same etymological root...
  23. It's all a plot masterminded by the Council on Foreign Relations through the influence of the Free Masons and Skull and Bones. Their secret headquarters is in Area 51. The truth is out there.
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