KaskadskyjKozak

Hoof-in Virtual Mouth

harsh...

Please shut him up

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris. Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

FWIW, there are plenty of Americans who travel to Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and other dangerous places because they can make large amounts of cash in a short amount of time. And they do so despite the known risks. Ditto for crab fishers in the Bering Sea...

I almost posted this exact same thing. This is too damn bizarre, Dechristo. Are you my alter-ego?

I think they should make the miners take English classes, and Gary should grade their papers. The union bosses will tell Gary when he needs to finish grading. "I said now". "Are you done yet?".

Well said. Maybe it's time for Gary to study a little linguistics and understand the difference between a normative dialect, and regional ones.

uber and hyper have the same etymological root...

It's all a plot masterminded by the Council on Foreign Relations through the influence of the Free Masons and Skull and Bones. Their secret headquarters is in Area 51. The truth is out there.

Hey there, all you middle men Throw away your fancy clothes And while you're out there sittin' on a fence So get off your ass and come down here 'Cause rock 'n' roll ain't no riddle man To me it makes good, good sense Good sense Ow Oooh yeah Heavy decibels are playing on my guitar We got vibrations coming up from the floor We're just listening to the rock that's giving too much noise Are you deaf, you wanna hear some more We're just talkin' about the future Forget about the past It'll always be with us It's never gonna die, never gonna die Rock 'n' roll ain't noise pollution Rock 'n' roll ain't gonna die Rock 'n' roll ain't noise pollution Rock 'n' roll it will survive

That's a worse typo than even one of Schuldt's.

EFILNIKUFESIN

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. -- Jack

The VO2 max of Ed Viesturs

No mystery: men are wired as visual creatures. CBS is right on this one.

Hypocrisy angle? Where? If the writer is talking about women older than the age of consent then there is no hyprocisy whatsoever (and it is as low as 16 in many states). And the excerpt posted appears to be merely talking about physical attractiveness / beauty of youth, and says nothing about photographing or having sex with them. On the other hand, consider someone who claims to be outraged by such "hypocrisy" and yet supports groups like the ACLU, an organization that "defends" the free speech "rights" of pedophiles (e.g. NAMBLA)... In fact the sexual abuse of young people (especially girls) are often supported in the name of unfettered "free speech" - a characteristic position of the left...

Nice creative editing. The quote included this line: "It is, in fact, a sad truth about human life that beyond our salad days, very few of us are interesting to look at in the buff." Key words: "very few of us" - that's everyone - of both genders.

She's just bitter b/c her salad days are over. I don't believe in the concept of "salad days." Women and men can be beautiful, or ugly, at any stage of life. So much more than the superficial value of the tilt of their breasts or the size of their penis goes into making them such. And there's much, much more to a person that their physical attributes. The idea that a woman over forty wouldn't be worth looking at naked**, or being intimate with, is patently absurd. Same for a man. **Edited to add, which is what Toast suggested, since he deleted his post. Methinks thou doth protesteth too much... Oh, fuck off, KKK. Damn, these Mounties men are proving to be more jerks than non-Mounties. I should have known. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Deal with, quit your whining, and don't expect the world to cow-tow to your PC bullshit.

Amen, brother!

She's just bitter b/c her salad days are over. I don't believe in the concept of "salad days." Women and men can be beautiful, or ugly, at any stage of life. So much more than the superficial value of the tilt of their breasts or the size of their penis goes into making them such. And there's much, much more to a person that their physical attributes. The idea that a woman over forty wouldn't be worth looking at naked**, or being intimate with, is patently absurd. Same for a man. **Edited to add, which is what Toast suggested, since he deleted his post. Methinks thou doth protesteth too much...

Raise the alert level from "Elevated" to "High"

If it is really negative news about Iraq, it must be true.

check out the timeline. George Bush did not think of running for president until he met the Hawks in 1998. (George Shultz was part of that too) I would like to know what they talked about to him in 1998. I bet the sales pitch to Bush jr. went something like this: "We want Saddam, but we can't get elected. We feel piss poor we didn't get him in the first go round and you know Clinton doesn't have balls. You want Saddam becuase he was after your daddy in 1992 by hiring a hit squad. So lets get together. You run for president. You have a good chance of winning! Eventually we find a reason for going to war, and we run the whole thing. We all get Saddam outta power, and you get the glories of sending a dictator to hell. Remember Clinton has disgraced the presidency with Monica and you restore the presidency to its morals."