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  1. Are there any leftovers?
  2. :noway: Next time trust your instincts, buddy. It seems to grow in the deli cooler at the local organic store. Endless supply. Why buy anything else? Don't buy that "Quorn" stuff though- there's something wrong with it. DUDE anyone can make that. kill a turky (wild ones are yummu) clean it kill a duck clean it and shove it inside the turky kill a chicken clean it and shove it inside the duck that is in the turky bake for a really long time!!! YUM Miss Muffy Sprayer Lady- You're mistaken- there is NO chicken in that recipe whatsoever! NONE! Got it?
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    Yeah, it's about waffles, with chicken mincemeat and gravy. Yum! :anger: Think I'll pass, buddy.
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    Is this thread about waffles? Because I like waffles.
  5. Front: CC.Com COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Back: Got Corn?
  6. This is my 228th offspring; his name's Russell Crow. A chip off the old block:
  7. :anger: Make sure to add some H5N1 to those noodles, buddy.
  8. Avoid chicken at all costs. There's no calories whatsoever. None! You won't gain any weight.
  9. I think the rules should reflect % of body weight. The new grain diet the farmer has me on gave me a 1.33 pound gain. What do I win anyway?
  10. Carnation. There's a great organic farm there. All free range.
  11. The_Rooster

    Other talents?

    Thank you! It's been a windfall day. Even I get tired of sand and bugs.
  12. The_Rooster

    Other talents?

    Oh dear. Little Jerry is pretty aggressive. So if he tries to fertilize you, it might be best to just let him finish. 8D Save me some grapes.
  13. The_Rooster

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    Go check your shoes, buddy. I just left you a surprise.
  14. The_Rooster

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    Throw in some sliced grapes (quartered, please) with that polenta and we have a deal.
  15. The_Rooster

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    :anger: That does it! Haven't any of you heard of TOFURKEY?!?!?
  16. The_Rooster

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    :anger: Offense taken. I suggest you keep that recipe to yourself.
  17. The_Rooster

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    The FAA can help with that: 20 feet is good enough for me, buddy.
  18. The_Rooster

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    I was just thinking maybe we could go roost on the fence post for starters. No pressure.
  19. The_Rooster

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    Any plans tonight?
  20. The_Rooster

    Other talents?

    I can fly for almost 20 feet.
  21. It's nice to know that someone cares about this place as much as I do. Thanks for visiting! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  22. thats funny. Yes, terribly clever. If you are a dumb cunt, that is. This is funny. peckpeckpeckpeck....peckpeckpeck...peck...peckpeckpeck... b'GOCK!
  23. The_Rooster

    Chicken Cops

    Do you need a rooster by any chance? I have very good references.
  24. The_Rooster

    Chicken Cops

    We run a very tight ship here, thank you. Rabbits... Bottom of the pecking order.
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