Camilo

Climbing in vinyl hotpants is the future of the sport, you're right.

Nike bought Patagonia? You can think what you want about Patagonia or Patagucci or whatever, but it's a bad match. The article goes on, and here's the rest

My friend emailed me this:

I think this website sums me up perfectly.

Don't use pink nail polish, I've already got dibs. If it's pink, it's mine!

Daily Show's "America" on tape. It's damn funny but makes it hard to concentrate. It'll be on in the car on the ride to Bend tonight.

Wrap it around your neck.

It's going to be cold at night. I'm sleeping with gloves on so my cuticles don't crack. It's hard work being a metrosexual. I'll be there Friday night with some friends, I look forward to meeting you all. Also, if we run out of beer, there's a chance I can run into Redmond and get more from my buddy who owns Cascade Lakes Brewing Co (Only if it doesn't offend TerminalGravity). It would be fitting to drink their MonkeyFace Porter at Smith.

Sorry. . . I just got my chest waxed and I'm cranky.

Mid-debate: Kerry should step up to him, pat him down, punch him, and rip the cord out of his ear in front of everybody.

I just like playing shuffleboard. I was there two years ago. Does anyone else have shuffleboard?

Black Cat in Sellwood has shuffleboard!

If you were a liberal and just yelled at somebody making fun of their political sticker, why the hell would you call a REPUBLICAN radio host to brag about it?!?!?! Call Al Franken!

If you go to the upper right corner of barrabes, there's a "setup" button where you can choose language.

Ahhh, but I bet you wear your PRG belay card when you climb outside? I wear my belay card outside sometimes, and sometimes climb with my ATC clipped to my harness. I do these things because I'm goddamned LAZY. However DFA. . . are you one of those guys at the gym who, despite the nice comfortable climate control, removes your shirt as soon as you walk in the place?

Ladysmith Black Mambazo, the South African choir who sang on Paul Simon's Graceland album plays Sunday the 16th at the Aladdin. If you're into bluegrass or old-time music, check bubba guitar.

Your last approach didn't work, Nalo? Bummer. Keep trying.

Mullets are overdone, like PBR. Been there, done that. Who's gonna sack up and grow a curly rat tail?

Up again.

Start at sunrise, climb 'till it's hot, then go drinkin' and swimmin' at Lake Billy Chinook until 4! Then climb again. That's what I'll be doing. Have a good weekend everyone!

Edit: Alpinfox informed me that this story has been posted before. Sorry. Just trying to kill a Friday morning trying to get out of here. I can't take credit for writing this. . . it's from Craigslist. I guess it was extra funny for me because I witnessed my younger brother doing the same thing, sans beer, just last night.

How about these? Get them cheaper at your local Target. Timex makes a bunch of watches like this, some cheaper than others. If you know the exact model you want, there are often even cheaper ones on ebay. Timex Timex

What does the EPA have to do with second hand smoke? Just wondering, but wouldn't this be more of a concern for a medical organization?

Did you know that many vending and soda machines have the same keys? Free Butterfingers!!!