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archenemy

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  1. ...that's what my kids discovered. Now, my poor wife has to tuck 'em in to the top of her panties. That might make climbing in a bikini top more challenging.
  2. to teat his own...
  3. archenemy

    i saw

    No, but this sounds painful: "Giraffes are the only animals born with horns. Both males and females are born with bony knobs on the forehead."
  4. Average number of squirts from a cow's udder needed to yield a gallon of milk : 345
  5. archenemy

    i saw

    http://www.otternet.com/index.htm Know your enemy
  6. The planetary alignment with Uranus says May 9th. So I'll take it
  7. a cornhusker?
  8. tusker du
  9. Oh dont take it the wrong way I like em dirty there is no wrong way to take that its all good
  10. You sure put that in the right thread--one about being a dick.
  11. one for you.
  12. With a stapler
  13. Velma
  14. Or wrote hash for digital signatures whilst the rest were merely smoking it
  15. "The success of the "lads" magazine like FHM, Maxim and Loaded in the UK and the US has raised expectations from young males that they will be treated to masterbatory images from the sheets of the glossies whether it be snow boarding or rock climbing. That's despite most of the media owners, who are pushing soft-porn in print and cable TV, being big contributors to the Republican religious moral-majority." maybe we can get them to contribute to her happy boulders?
  16. Don't forget to read the titilating info on that great shot: In 1997 Climbing magazine, under the editorship of Duane Raleigh, ran a front cover of the climber Rikki Ishoy. The photo had no relation to any content in the magazine, it wasn’t a photograph of a significant ascent, you couldn’t really see the rock, she was two inches off the ground and it was captioned wrong.
  17. for everyone!!!
  18. Too bad no one took this idea and ran with it... its hard to run when youre cuffed to the bed That's definitely one of the many, many benefits that cuff-usage has to offer.
  19. Too bad no one took this idea and ran with it...
  20. archenemy

    i saw

    depends on whether you hit it or not.
  21. Good luck honey.
  22. Yah, but the hand crank charger they mention in the article is a great idea. I know I've had batteries die during those “hours of nothing to do once the sun goes down.”
  23. Eeewh.I will never light another match.
  24. It's that complaining part that gets to folks.
  25. Find a he-whore and climb anything.
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