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Monday Dr. Flash Amazing had a Boltme-Clipyu. What sort of weird creature would you like to have as a pet? A stick-it-to-ya Tuesday Kids are constantly bringing home sprays that they want to adopt. Write a story about a kid that brings home an unusual spray and what happens when he/she asks mom if they can keep it. She pulls out her artificial vagina and begins her own illigal animal husbandry ring. Wednesday What was specialed's family pet? Write a story about when he first brought his pet home. If you didn’t have a clue, make some shit up. He was the family pet. Thursday Minx was a bear in Washington that kept climbing into the hot tubs of local homes to soothe her nasty yeast infections. She was finally given her own waterfall and bathing pool at the Woodland Park Zoo. Write a story from Minx’s point of view. Minx has a point of view? Friday You're a pirate and your constant companion is your parrot. ARRRRRRR! You poor fucker I always wondered how pirates, having those hooks for hands and all, wiped their asses. Now I know what the parrot is for!

I'm always a little chilly anyway.

Frankenvagina

I am laughing so hard at myself that my co-workers are getting suspicious.

Weekly Writing Prompts Everyone needs a starting point from time to time to get them into the swing of writing. Use our prompts about animals this week to start your journaling. Monday Dr. Doolittle had a Pushme-Pullyou. What sort of weird creature would you like to have as a pet? Tuesday Kids are constantly bringing home strays that they want to adopt. Write a story about a kid that brings home an unusual stray and what happens when he/she asks mom if they can keep it. Wednesday What was your family pet? Write a story about when you first brought your pet home. If you didn’t have a pet, write about one that you wished you had. Thursday Samson was a bear in California that kept climbing into the hot tubs of local homes for a soothing dip. He was finally given his own waterfall and bathing pool at the Orange County Zoo. Write a story from Samson’s point of view. Friday You're a pirate and your constant companion is your parrot. Write a story about something you said that he repeated at the wrong time. Did you get in trouble? Were you embarrassed? Did you get arrested? Be creative.

Written by a natural human that has nothing to do with cycles.

My favorite seaman. I mean sailor.

Every time I am on the site I ask myself "what the fuck and I doing here?"

Speak for yourself. I have enough energy to.... Wait, my fingers are tired of typing. I'll get back to you later.

Hey now, he caught himself on that ledge while free falling from the top of that climb. You shoulda seen it.

don't forget the Mystery of German exploding toads thread here. Coincidence?

Are big words a compensation for anything?

Couldn't agree more. Especially when we are part of the deliberative process.

doesn't it worry you a little that that someone is a cc.com poster? Probably a bit "premature" to worry about...

One should consult their gynecologist for this malady. Especially if this symptom is matched with the "bigger tail" mentioned earlier.

Boss = Bricktop

He hired a trainer to improve his public appearance ability. A good move.

It would be good to see the ad. Hell, we all know he's single and available now.

They seem to pick the dummies.

Oh my, I think I've been doing it wrong!

I agree, good speech. but a little scary sometimes. this quote especially: I went before the American people to reaffirm the bedrock principle that we are a nation of laws, not men. Laws are here to serve us, not the other way around.

Yeah, but what do we replace them with? What human being wants to be a politician?

Oh yeah, thank you. I knew someone would know what I was talking about.

there are so many exciting, clever polls going on over there that's its hard to stop with just one.

Maybe he wears them out of tights-jealousy