archenemy

But does she get to keep the ring?

You're out

um ... okay, but only if you shave your legs. Can we wax 'em?

Excellent

Whoa on the all cc.com thing. I have enough gear to go around and I can lead trad, run ropes, whatever. It is late in the afternoon to organize all this shit for tomorrow (I actually worked today and pissed my cc.com time down the toilet). I take the bus to work and need to figure out a way to travel, carpool, fly my jet, etc, but maybe we can all at least meet and chat about how to go forward from here. Email me if you are interested or post some ideas. Let's pull this shit together and quit fucking around. Anyone out there a wedding planner?

What?

I am foaming at the mouth to see a pic, but I can rely on your friend's word. A friend of yours is a friend of mine.

I'm sorry, but you will need to be more specific. Please go to mulletsgalore.com and look under the classifications. I believe you may be referring to the "ultimullet" or maybe the "rokken mullet", but I am not too sure. I need a visual. Enjoy the site.

Hey rockstar, did you come back with a mullet? It's like the obligatory sailor tatoo. A badge of pride.

Yes, but only half of them show up.

You've summited a mountain without reaching the summit?

More like the Lorena Bobbitt of cutoffs.

scary, but

that you shouldn't have?

Was he talking shit again?

Sure, a colonoscopy available on pay-per-view. You're a sick, sick man.

So you're happy that the explosions end up on your butt cheeks instead of the toilet seat? Yeah. They're mine, all mine. I marked em. Oh wait. That's bad huh? Did you know its bring your otter to work day? I just hate it when my co-workers forget

Hence Jason Pollack's toilet.

I have never before been happy that I am not a small-assed person. My Monday is already shaping up.

Freebirdseat--you are soooo lucky! I am surprised I don't have to share the same chair with my boss. Gotta go, someone's breathing down my neck. Yeesh.

Smarmy if you ask me

Unda what?

Automatic disqualification for you if you have to ask that question.

Yeah bro.

Hey, anyone out there need a climbing partner? I can't seem to find one....I am especially interested in the "hardpersons" variety.