archenemy

Best movie ever. "You move like old people fuck!"

5'5" yer a midget! I can't be too short, my feet touch the ground I resemble that remark.

There already is one, it is used in Europe. We just don't do it here due to "cost" (which I don't believe). I have had to work with the FDA before to get medical devices approved, and although I don't know if that is what the cattle-testing gang has to go through, its got to be a pain in the ass.

Grow up? When did that fucktard grow up?

The one thing I could do without is the grenade that was in my glovebox. The Canadians took it...

Yeah, almost virtual.

uh, get a license and quitcherbitchin?

I think the up side may be honesty.

One word. Prison.

Although I don't qualify as a mullet wearing wench, I do enjoy the sport of mullet sighting. This weekend I saw a beauty, all blond and straight in the back, all business in the front. Whew.

I think you're missing the "man" part, though, young squab. Hell, one or the other usually is enough...

Haven't y'all seen "Leaving Las Vegas"? Made me want to go there with a suitcase 'o vodka...

The fools. Like letting the crazies run the asylum.

Tchaikovsky loved that year, didn't he? No wait, that was 1812. Can we go back that far?

Tchaikovsky loved that year, didn't he? Sicko...

There aren't any thrusters in Eugene?

Is there no orifice that is sacred?

Parking this is a bitch.

Or, after Buell motorcycles. As in, hang on for your life.

You know nothing about the guy, but are ready to give him your expert advice about his candidacy? And that advice is based on a physical feature? Keep 'em coming, Bill Moyers!

Can you paste in a record player under his right hand? I think DJ Asshole might suit him...

How about appreciating awesome musicians like Victor Wooten... The man can play. Period.

Surfin the "F-U" world wave. Beach Boys music in the background.

I'll vote for the anal probing. Don't you think it would be fun to travel light years to fuck with other creatures? What do you think we do over there in Area 51? I bet that there is at least one anal probe in that facility! Which means they need at least one engineer to manage the probe department. Perhaps a new "job opening" for you?

Usually you can find HRoark playing on his air guitar butt nekkid in the middle of Pioneer Square. No shit.