archenemy

When my roommate's bathroom magazine pages sticks together, he puts them in his autoclave with an attached dehumidifier and the mags cum out good as new.

I think we should install an ATM machine in the Lenin statue so dollar bills shoot out his ass.

Clever

Yeah, that Kevin Bacon is only two degrees from the governor.

. One learns not to ask for more than the other can give...

Waah? Think about it, boy genius; it'll make sense someday. Okay smartypants. (But I'm a girl and it was just a little quickie to laugh at quote)

Cabo Wabo! That's beautiful! I love the big phallic shape strategically placed in front. Makes me want to "take a shot" right now... I love marketing.

Pass it around friend, it will make us smarter.

Yeah, but then some schools would get to have bootylicious dances and others wouldn't. Those with tough, old bastards would say "no dirty dancing for you girlies" and then those schools would lose the cheerleadathon competitions. Haven't you guys seen Bring It On? These are serious issues.

Why did you have to add that last stupid little line? that should be obvious, even to you. Umm, to be an asshole?

To go climbing this weekend.

Now if they can legalize shooting cats, we'll be in business.

Now is when we need Greg_W.

Waah?

Isn't this it? Oh shoot, I'm in the wrong site.......

Talk to the Tatars about what Stalin did to them and compare. Talk to each other over a beer...

You're right of course. But who wants to hear about the other ones anyway?

It works! I just did a shot of vodka, and suddenly, I could read Russian and Polish. Great article.

Defeat, my Defeat, my solitude and my aloofness; You are dearer to me than a thousand triumphs, And sweeter to my heart than all world-glory. Defeat, my Defeat, my self-knowledge and my defiance, Through you I know that I am yet young and swift of foot And not to be trapped by withering laurels. And in you I have found aloneness And the joy of being shunned and scorned. Defeat, my Defeat, my shining sword and shield, In your eyes I have read That to be enthroned is to be enslaved, and to be understood is to be leveled down, And to be grasped is but to reach one’s fullness and like a ripe fruit to fall and be consumed. Defeat, my Defeat, my bold companion, You shall hear my songs and my cries an my silences, And none but you shall speak to me of the beating of wings, And urging of seas, And of mountains that burn in the night, And you alone shall climb my steep and rocky soul. Defeat, my Defeat, my deathless courage, You and I shall laugh together with the storm, And together we shall dig graves for all that die in us, And we shall stand in the sun with a will, And we shall be dangerous.

even that state comes with limitations. So quitcherbitchen

Well, so long and thanks for all the fish. Uh, I mean otters.

Presumably, your own lack of experience would not allow you to reliably refute the point in question as well...

duh? no shit einstein, but that wasn't the point jerky! Whoa, easy tiger. Jus kidden around. Lighten up, you'll burn less gas.

Woods only. No bush.

shur thang, and it tastes just like chicken!