archenemy

Cold fusion should have been used to produce more stem cells. Everyone knows that works. It's been proven.

Something in there certainly burned.

I thought you were an engineer. Engineers can handle complex systems. I'll probably work out at the gym for a bit and we'll show up around 8:30 pm or so at the Kangaroo and Kiwi. See you there. I thought you were an asshole. Oh, I see that you are.

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May 9th

Chuck Norris is waterproof

Strange, the article says that the record was 33 days

Strange, I don't feel like that when I am on my motorcycle. She should come ride in Seattle and see what it feels like to be a target.

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Doesn't the driver who has to back uphill always have to be the one to retreat?

This is complicated.

I've seen a "Brown Clown" that reminds me of what a good job he did.

Oh wait, this one is better (about Katrina): Noticeably absent amidst all of this has been Vice President Dick Cheney, who emerged briefly a week after Katrina hit, only to be told to go fuck himself by a disgusted hurricane victim, before lack of interest, leg aneurysms and incontinence drew him back into seclusion. His failure to appear at the fiftieth anniversary dinner of the National Review left many wondering if the farting fossil was leaving Dubya to sink on his own.

funny shit--in response to all the politicos getting indicted for this and that: "There’s certainly something rewarding about seeing the scum of the Bush Administration float, shit-like, to the toxic surface, revealing it for the corrupt and incompetent cesspool it is"

Sneak inside my bedroom Brother Put me on your lists Watch me while I’m sleeping Brother Help me keep my wits Spy on my seclusion Brother Tape record my scorn Wiretap my movements Brother Catalog my porn Eavesdrop on my protests Brother Debase me in your data Analyze my sperm count Brother Sterilize me later Catch me in your crosshairs Brother Brand my critiques treason Categorize my distaste Brother Pretend you need a reason Bathe me in your mistrust Brother Fear my supposition Paranoid my passions Brother Terrorize my suspicion

That's right up there with my favorite platitude: Freedom isn't free.

How was it he went blind?

Are you in the right thread? Watch it, someone will sue you for being annoying.

this is illegal but funny

I post under my real identity.

Gee, he must have lots of time to work on important shit like this now that the war is all over, poverty problem is solved, and people really see him as a good, moral leader.

I either want less corruption or more chance to participate in it.