Lightweight...
ha! lightweight...no way. my ass is the size of small elephant. i'm going to start taking ephedra soon. besides, i think the image of you and archie in the back is very high up the list of "significantly psychologically damaging events": right there with watching 24 consecutive hours of sponge bob square pants, discussing religion with Shrubya, and spending an afternoon doing crafts with Martha Stewart.
I think I could do crafts with Martha if I were on enough ephedra. I'd be speaking in tongues, so Dumbya would be able to follow along.