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Grammar lesson #1: There are two types of language usage 1. prescriptive 2. descriptive The first type is the properly parsed, tensed, spelled, etc word. The second is how people speak. Grammar lesson #2: When using descriptive language, people follow the unwritten rules of their location. This is something like a dialect. You will notice that even though a group of miners may use "improper" grammar, you will also notice that they are consistent in their misusage. They are merely adhering to the rules of the spoken word in their part of the world. Grammar lesson #3: You cannot accurately gage one's intellect or education by the way they speak when in their own environment. For example, when I am home in Montana, I sound a hell of a lot different than when I am in Seattle. When I am in Denmark, I speak with a strong provincial accent. Basically, I sound like a country bumpkin wherever I go and feel like I am home. So ease up on these folks, okay?

What are you, a teenager?

The Holocaust never happened.

Ew. That makes me think of all the places in my house that my dog's naked butthole has touched.

BINGO (did you mean to be in the plural for this statement? Love it ) Sure, why not. Well, it won't work well with your signature line...

I was thinking of the metal band called Vader. You'd a thought that one would have been easy...

Obviously he should have bolted the climb.

Actually, if ya just point at his dick and laugh, you save yourself having to list all his other failures.

BINGO (did you mean to be in the plural for this statement? Love it )

Hey Chinchilla is what I was thinking as well !! You sick, sick kids.

No shit, soooo lame. and what do they mean by "a bit smarter"? They should just stick with the "I can't stay focused on anything because my tits are in the way" tack.

That sounds like what I did on my Christmas vacation.

Why don't any of my posts get deleted? I really don't feel like one of the crowd here.

Easy to carry.

fat.

Hey look! A bolting debate.

Hey, your poll is poorly done (nuthin personal), but you can't have 6-10 and 10-20; it leads to wrong results. Gotta have 6-10 and 11-20. That might impact the results. duh. And I am definitely a 10 on the lard-ass scale!

999 the Partner of the Beast.

Since when is wearing a full coat of bubbles considered "scantily clad"?

I think we should bolt everything in WA. Oh wait, wrong thread. Merry XMas!!!

I was white before it was trendy.

succubus and incubus go together well. And South Park goes with anything!

done and done. Next year: Achieve both things again but this time pick ones less challenging.

Yeah, and they piss in Corona

That was a beautiful day. I got absolutely NO WORK DONE that day. None.