Climbing is like religion. For some people it is religion.
Different people pray to different gods... some people only believe in one god... others got a laundry list of people they pray to. And some people don't believe in a god.
Some worship in a synagogue... others in a temple. Some anywhere they want. Some think the sabbath is Saturday... others say Sunday. And everyone has a different document they reference.
And who's right? Who's wrong? Who's the holiest? Alpinists? Boulders? Sport climbers?
John, you are the Anti-Dwayner!
I prefer prophet madvillain works too