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From: Dr. Bakare Tunde Astronautics Project Manager National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA) Plot 555 Misau Street PMB 437 Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA Dear Sir, REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home. In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access this trust fund we need your assistance. Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account for subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names. Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course. Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter. Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only. Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde

Getting back on topic...

I got Alpinist 8 in the mail today. @)#($)#@$*@# USPS mangled it!!! Did they hire that gorilla from the luggage commercials or what?

I have used this thing once, but got a McHale pack which I'm using instead. It is in great condition. Yellow (like the pic), size large. PM me if interested. $90.00 OBO

They even have a forum! Sample: "Alright...let's get some 411. where's everyone from? What's your dose of sanity? Bouldering, sport, gym...whatever. This mag is about us... by us. What are some things you'd like to see on the pages of the zine? "

Fuck all yall. Yall kiss my ass. Vote Republican if yall know whats good fer ya. Peace out. True Believer.

Use a doiley daily!

Lets get this sonavabitch back on track. I'm thinking about getting into ice climbing. I haven't really got into rock climbing or anything else. I've played alot of bocce, does this translate well? Also, if you have any advise regarding 6000m peaks, I would appreciate it. Thanks in advance.

Holiday In Cambodia So you been to school for a year or two And you know you've seen it all In daddy's car thinkin' you'll go far Back east your type don't crawl Play ethnicky jazz to parade your snazz On your five grand stereo Braggin that you know how the niggers feel cold And the slums got so much soul It's time to taste what you most fear Right Guard will not help you here Brace yourself, my dear It's a holiday in Cambodia It's tough kid, but it's life It's a holiday in Cambodia Don't forget to pack a wife Your a star-belly sneech you suck like a leech You want everyone to act like you Kiss ass while you bitch so you can get rich But your boss gets richer on you Well you'll work harder with a gun in your back For a bowl of rice a day Slave for soldiers til you starve Then your head skewered on a stake Now you can go where people are one Now you can go where they get things done What you need my son: Is a holiday in Cambodia Where people dress in black A holiday in Cambodia Where you'll kiss ass or crack Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot [etc.] And it's a holiday in Cambodia Where you'll do what you're told A holiday in Cambodia Where the slums got so much soul I Fought the Law (and I Won) Drinkin' beer in the hot sun I fought the law and I won I needed sex and I got mine I fought the law and I won The law don't mean shit if you've got the right friends That's how the country's run Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had I fought the law And I won I blew George & Harvey's brains out with my six-gun I fought the law and I won Gonna write my book and make a million I fought the law and I won I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan My cop friends think that's fine You can get away with murder if you've got a badge I fought the law And I won I am the law So I won

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

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AJ, I was up there two weekends ago (Aug 7, 8, and 9th).

That was Lucky Light Draft. It came along later. More Spoiler

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I remember the puzzles on the bottle caps.

Mr. Griffin, it is said that a picture is worth a thousand words, and sometimes more. I'll leave it to you to put your own words to this, and the rest of the pictures posted on this site (Gotterdamrung has presented a few for you to interpret in this very thread). If you require a title from me, then please use this: "Crucified Clown". Are you actually inviting me to offend you? I'll pass, but I'm sure others will oblige you.

Not necessarily the most, but right up there. If you are genuinely clueless why that picture might really offend some people, then you are only semi-educated. Dredge up the old cc.com "baby Jesus" thread for a variety of insights. Jesus wasn't the only person to be crucified Mr. Griffin. If you take it that I'm saying that Jesus was a clown, then I apologize for your over active imagination. Or maybe it is you that is semi-educated? As for your own personal"offensiveness" rating, please review the meaning of the word "subjective". You will find that other people actually don't find that image near as offensive as others that have been posted on this website.

Most offensive image? That's a pretty subjective rating there Mr. Griffin. Does it strike a nerve? Is there something in that picture that reminds you of yourself?