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It is a bizarre and unfortunate situation. Hopefully, like other accidents, understanding the circumstances will help someone else react differently and survive. It could have just been a series of mistakes made by people that were going hypothermic. If you've never made a mistake before, I suppose you could be critical. Rest in peace.

Mr. Mark Morford needs to let the inner child out of the pit in his basement and start enjoying his life! There are some good points above, but I'm not going to submit to uber-geekness by saying I actually read it. It does seem like he is just finally figuring out the Star Wars isn't real, and is pissed off about his broken fantasy.

I had trouble seeing the screen through my Darth Vader mask, but I'm pretty sure its good. I would recommend going as the R2D2 if you're a midget or maybe some humanoid, because it makes it way easier to eat popcorn. I was knocked over in the ensueing dash for seats, so you might want to make sure your outfit isn't too top heavy. Also, if you go as this guy: it doesn't look as bad if you want to eat others fallen popcorn off the floor.

Ya, apparently there was a tear in the space time continuum, and the resultant time travel has driven me to self-medicate with a little coffee this morning. Wednesday morning, this is, right?

THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR NOT SHOWING UP I DRANK THE PLACE DRY!!! If you only knew the pain you've caused. It was at the Elliot Bay Brew pub, right? I vowed to drink till someone I knew showed up. I knew one of the arresting officers, so it's all good.

KILLER! See you on the summit!

Klenke, are you still smarting from the fact that I took your karaoke krown? You can have it back you know, you just need to sing. I think you need to make a visit to the Post Office, old chap. Oh, and happy birthday!

If it weren't on the Ultimate Rolex forum, I would not have believed it either. And apparently whoever who did this prank hasn't wrestled 42 midgets before. There would be no contest for the poor kitty.

Here is one of those "kids": Cute!

Sweet, a Tyvek windshirt. They should expand their line to include parkas made with fiberglass insulation and tents made with asphalt shingles.

You're all served. Now stay out of a my way. I'm baddass.

And it's named after condoms.

Older but not odder, nodder. That is not possible.

If you can do that and eat a pound of butter, I think you've got a record!

Not to mention the licentious regulars who will scoop your honeys whilst you attempt to climb. Such as the two above.

It's quite simple, actually. My deity did.

and over.

I'm glad you guys have this shit all figured out. I expect a three sentence memo summarizing all points on my desk by Monday.

"Gobble gobble"

Dood, have you seen Jackass the Movie? You can get PAID for this shit!

I challenge each and everyone of you to eat a full pound of butter. If that isn't extreme, I don't know what is. Let me know when you're done.

Au contraire!

Any thread involving Mr. Fidolicious and his Dog Fido is doomed. However, you'll get to keep your post count, so quit your bitchen.

Bullshit!