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6.) Never, ever, take yourself or others on this board too seriously without a reality check.

5.) In order for this all to be effective, make sure that it is absolutely clear that not a single posting you might make is truthful in any way, shape, or form. this is where you actually failed. They didn't realize that they shouldn't ever take you for face value.

many people here know you mike, but i'm still comeing to grips with how socially retarded you are

Taking Mad Rock to the next level.

you really should.

neat stunt Mike. how will you top it?

BTW, I meant that in a nice sort of way. Don't be intimidated!

That's the type of brilliant response we've come to expect from you. There is more intelligence in fungus growing on my toe than in every one of your 6000+ posts.

Nice start Dru. Now, go back and rewrite your essay, but try to be more descriptive. Try to bring the reader in with information that they might actually care about. And please.... technical, lets get technical. Lets get into technical. I want to know what sets these flipflops apart from say....surfing flipflops.

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Perhaps you could do a gear review Dru. What sort of things make them good flipflops? If you could do it all over again, what would you change? Do you think Tommy Caldwell would belay on El Cap with these flip flops, or are more technical flipflops needed?

I believe this is why the saying is "keep your enemy in front of you at all time" or some such.

yes, but those lasers could help against the SUVs.

i bet you still have the reflectors on your bike.

Cobra, a bike guy? Now I've heard it all. I challenge you to a duel, Cobra.

does it include diet "powder", AKA poor man's speed? If so, get on your bike and ride up here to Seattle. You won't be sleeping for a day or two.

jersey's cum, live can suck no matter where you are. if you don't like your situation, do you best to change it...and enjoy it all. Best of luck to you.

gyselinck, this little display makes me wonder. What is up? Why all the hate?

Nah, you just love us 'cause we still talk to you after we've seen you "other" side! True enough. We're all a little family here, so you guys take care over there and let us know if you need anything. You guys are my friends.

I know someone that has a screen name to sell you, MisterE.

Lip my stocking, MisterE!

you really have to ask yourself....how much is 28,000 snide comments worth? surely more than under 5000 snide comments. and does it come with the "smarter-than-you" attitude? how many years of retail experience is it worth? can you put a price on that? no, i didn't think so.

"I just climbed City Park!"

No, its Storm Shadow, you bungling idiot.

Ya, but what's my price?