olyclimber

http://www.google.com/search?q=number+of+horns+on+a+unicorn

urine is pure. just try some, you'll see.

http://www.wellingtongrey.net/miscellanea/archive/2007-07-25--pirates-vs-ninjas/pages/2007-07-25--pirates-vs-ninjas-03.html

CAN SOMEONE HELP ME CONTACT THESE PEOPLE? I WOULD LIKE TO BUY THE RIGHTS TO THE STORY FOR THE PURPOSES OF MAKING A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE. THANK YOU.

I'm sure Jeff would agree though that the name is yours. You might as well get a tattoo, you're stamped for life. actually, i can't remember who the big baller is. could somebody help me out?

Trip: Prusik Peak - South Face S-B route/West Face Adventure Climbing Date: 7/27/2007 Trip Report: This past weekend I went up into the Enchantments with three others, included Sir Hansel teh Great. Jeff and I went cragging on Prusik a couple of times. First we climbed the das toof...errr...Stanley-Burgner south face route. This is truly a super classic alpine climb, every pitch was very fun, and the line is so cool. Failing Upwards The next day we decided to go climb the West Face, a route put up by Boving and some other guy that tops out just after the first horn on the West Ridge. For beta we had a crumpled up photocopy of the route drawn (roughly) on a photo, and Beckey's brief description. We started up the 5.9 lie-back pitch, but quickly got off route by going up left to a roof/cave and it was time for some adventure climbing. From there we climbed over the roof to a fun left leaning hand -to- off width crack and ended up right below the yellow spot on the West Face. The tiny crack above looked like it may have been aided, but we decided to rap from a newer looking nut someone who had come up this way before us had left. We rapped down and pendulumed slightly to the left, down to another anchor someone had left (a small single skinny mammut sling on a horn with a leaver biner). From there we climbed a fun crack with hard roof moves (OK, I frenched it), and over to the two trees prominent in most pictures of the West Face. At this point we weren't sure which way to climb, but I remembered that I had taken a few pictures with my digital camera, so we looked at those pics on the LCD and low and behold we need to go up (straight up). Jeff went up and while belaying I discovered the rope had tangled on the tree and Jeff yelled down for more rope ("MORE #$^(%*$#(& ROPE NOW WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!" to be precise). Following him up I discovered the cause of the excitement was some pretty tough, perhaps "R" rated climbing. Another easy, short pitch and we were on the West Ridge, where we down climbed the West Ridge route. That next to last pitch left me wondering if Jeff might take the crown and title away from THE BIG BALLER. I was glad he climbed it though, with a single rope our descent options were pretty much zero. Jeff freed the entire climb clean. This is how we rolled: Here is a picture of Jeff going off route on the second pitch of the West Ridge: Love, Olyclimber Some dudes on the West Ridge crux (Friday, I think) Goat-see: Gear Notes: For S-B South Face: Standard recommended rack For West Ridge Adventure Climbing: Up to #4 camalot would have been nice. Jeff made it work with largest being #2 and running it out. Approach Notes: In/out snow lake. Many Goat-sees.

Guys and Gals, I'm moving the much vaunted "PDX" climbing love thread to the Climbing Partners Forum, because that is what is really is...a thread all about hooking up with other climbing partners in the PDX area. Over time this thread seems to have a hooked up a lot of people for climbing (and probably a bunch of other stuff ). We'd just like to see the Events forum used for one time events, like slideshows, etc. This isn't a negative comment about this thread, it is obviously a very positive thing, just a house keeping thing. Thanks and climb on Portland.

I really think we should be seeing this in Beneroya, but I guess the "Great Hall" will do. Is that also in the FF building?

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M RUBBING SHOULDERS WITH THE GREATNESS CONTAINED IN THIS THREAD. WHILE PERHAPS UNDER-APPRECIATED, WE ARE GRACED WITH THE PRESENCE OF A LIVING LEGEND WHO TRULY IS PEERLESS AND SHOULD BE GIVEN THE REINS TO STEER THE CLIMBING WORLD TO A GREATER GOOD BASED ON HIS PAST AMAZING AND FRIGHTFUL FREE CLIMBING ABILITY ALONE. THINK ABOUT IT! THIS IS SOMEONE WHO NOT ONLY HAS THE BALLS TO FREE CLIMB TO HARDER THAN YOU EVER WILL, BUT ALSO IS WILLING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT. SUCH MEN ARE FEW. THANKS FOR LETTING ME HANG OUT WITH YOU ON THE ONLINE CYBER WORLD MR. POPE. I WANT TO SEE MORE PICTURES AND TALES OF YOUR EXPLOITS SO I CAN VICARIOUSLY LIVE THE AMERICAN DREAM FROM THE SAFE CONFINES OF MY PEANUT SHELL. MORE PLEASE!! MORE!

bring whatever, just make sure you bring some jal-lap-panoe to put on it.

i wonder how much insurance costs for this sweet ride:

most of the animals i have personally killed with my own hands i killed before i was 10 years old. speaking of which, aren't Choada's hands a registered weapon in 23 states? they can tear apart a helmet like it is tissue paper.

you are truly missing out on the cultural experience of being an american. in fact, your admission will probably have homeland security paying you a visit soon.

in his own retarded way, dru is trying to tell you to look in the British Columbia forum in Route Reports section: http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/ubb/postlist/Board/8

Wow! You must be pretty proud of yourself. Let me know if you need any help patting yourself on the back. Did you do them all shirtless?

http://www.capitolhillblue.com/cont/node/3020

OH NOES!!!!! http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22157708-2,00.html

Just listen to the Great Pie in the Sky

can you post some pictures of what you're talking about?

thats just, like, your opinion dude

"real pizza"? really???? is this like the shadows in the cave? obviously real does not equal authentic. let me tell you what else about Seattlites: they're always making broad mischaracterizations.

fixed the camera tilt for ya

its for real

MOUNTAIN HOUSE

I hope you put them away wet