olyclimber

she's getting VIP treatment. doesn't even have to walk! OBAMA ROCKS!

well i have bigger fish to fry than waste time with you guys on some random internet forum, but lets just say i've probably got more experience on my little pinky then everyone in this forum put together. and that is being modest (which while modesty is my strong point, as pointed out by many who think they are my peers, i'm actually putting out some effort here). that said, all i can say is keep getting out there! i come here for comedy some times to read the efforts you guys put up. you guys are precious. anyway, pose on! i'm off to live what you only dream.

dude. Airforce one has a well known "no cassock" policy. she should have been shipped to Gitmo.

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what if you encounter someone with swine flu on the route?

IMO? LOL! GTFO! MYOBPDQ! BOOKS ARE PAPER! DOES A CERTAIN BINDING MAKE A BOOK? THESE ARE THE ETHICAL PROBLEMS THAT HAVE PLAGUED THE SPORT OF CLIMBING ON ROCKS AND VEGETATIVE MATTER.

are we talking Ents now? I'm betting they can free up to 5.17c.

Not to brag, but I'm having the most fun. So from a technical stand point my resume adds up.

Your resume may be impressive, but mine is better. Why? I have numerous friends I climb with, they are guides, engineers, doctors, rangers, students, and unemployed dirtbags. They may have written guidebooks, may have been guides, may even have criminal records, but that is really irrelivant. The fact is this, they are wonderful people whom I share pitches, pitchers and good times. You may think you have a great resume by association, but my resume is great because I enjoy climbing more than you do. I am just as happy instructing a fledgling climber up their first climb as I am finishing my first 5.11d (a first ascent by the way). I have friends all over north and south america who can offer up a rope, a rack and a place to sleep. I have both saved lives, and have had my life saved. I have seen incredible sights, and have shared wonderful stories around campstoves, campfires, and dark ales. I have learned that climbing is really not about what, how, or how hard you climb at all. There are always more lessons to be learned, never assume you are better. ________________________________________________________ "And the mountains shall bring them peace" - Conrad Kain "Oh the wonders I have seen" - Dr. Seuss Please forward this email to 10 of your closest friends and have them do the same and so on or you and your whole family will die of a thousand plagues.

GAIS! CAN WE STAY ON TOPIC? ANYWAY....SAY THE DONKEY IS WITH A CLOWN, AND THEY ARE FROM ENUMCLAW? WHAT ETHICALLY SHOULD YOU DO? SHOULD YOU STOP WHAT GOD DID NOT MEAN TO HAPPEN? OR SHOULD YOU JUST ASK TO CLIMB BY? OR SHOULD YOU PULL ON THEIR "GEAR"?

There is a whole universe on a head of a pin. Or in this case, in the head of a pinhead.

ANYONE HAVE ANY BETA?

HOW HARD?

WHERE IS THIS CLIMB?

not to brag, but i've been thinking about 8000 meter peaks. just need to find some buddies to hit them with.

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what? is this why we're talking about tugging on trees?????

yall would still hit it

And the larger question: what if that limb has a pirate attached to it? Ethically speaking this could be not only considered bad climbing technique, but also assault and battery.

ok then. what about an angry pirate. can you pull on the peg leg? you're likely to lose an eye with that hook.

lets say you're half way up a hard climb, and suddenly a donkey is right in your way. should you pull on the donkey's tail? there is the risk the donkey will punch you. does this have ethics in it?

all pics must pass my test. PM them to me first if nekkid wimmen. if not, don't bother and do not post. kthnxbai.

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WOOT!!!!