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  1. olyclimber

    Ron Paul

    in all fairness, having a flying unicorn would be pretty rad. and probably pretty lucrative too.
  2. olyclimber

    Ron Paul

    Oh yeah? Well the average republican has a pony and lives in Enumclaw.
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    Ron Paul

    Ron Paul' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ron Paul counted to infinity - twice. Ron Paul does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Ron Paul goes killing. If you can see Ron Paul, he can see you. If you can't see Ron Paul you may be only seconds away from death. Ron Paul sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Ron roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Ron Paul. Ron Paul built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Ron Paul met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Ron Paul has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. They once made a Ron Paul toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. A blind man once stepped on Ron Paul' shoe. Ron replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Ron Paul!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Ron Paul.
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    Ron Paul

    this is why we need a ONE PARTY SYSTEM! [video:youtube]pNoj-PZbcO8
  5. i think for an off width lover it is probably for 5.9. for everyone else it is 5.10c. if you have the offwidth technique down it is easy. if you're me, it is 5.12.
  6. thats the spirit
  7. the crew and i got so high even heavens hatin.
  8. if i'm elected, everyone gets one of these [video:youtube]im1iNq02Kz0 even the women and homosexuals.
  9. you're all a bunch of jack booted thugs walking lockstep with party talking points. christ, up the rhetoric boys, i'm disappointed.
  10. Linking these two threads... http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/1034221/Searchpage/1/Main/81975/Words/Elwha+/Search/true/Re_Elwha_Wall_access_hindered#Post1034221
  11. [video:youtube]V-A6WH1kQLc and you want her and she wants you
  12. Wow...pretty crazy how the bar just continues to raise. Great job guys.
  13. well that wasn't exactly accurate: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_do_you_like_them_apples how do you like THEM apples?
  14. olyclimber

    is it ironic...

    this should be a great lead up for the 2012 elections!
  15. olyclimber

    is it ironic...

    yeah i really do think: http://theclicker.today.com/_news/2011/09/21/7885097-disgraced-pastor-ted-haggard-to-appear-on-celebrity-wife-swap this is gonna be MUST WATCH TV
  16. 'If you feed the horse enough oats, some will pass through to the road for the sparrows.'
  17. Very cool Lowell...thanks for sharing.
  18. Sweet. What do these run $? They look very nice.
  19. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/flatpages/specialreports/elwha/elwhadamremovalgraphic.html
  20. Unpinning this as we had the best of all possible conclusions! Thanks to everyone that made this happen!!!!
  21. olyclimber

    Hey lawyers...

    I council to initiate a lawsuit with whomever can't look you in the eye over this matter. However, I must warn you that I'm not a lawyer either. Otherwise I would bill you $300 for this advice.
  22. write to me and escape
  23. space, the final frontier. in space, no one can hear you scream.
  24. olyclimber

    Its coming

    i'm sure you believe that.
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