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That's a great trip. Makes me hate having a job and not enough vacation time. Why don't people do the last pitch of Smoke Bluff Connection? We met two other parties who opted out of Wonderland. Really, it's good stuff.

I was already pretty drunk after two pitchers of Garibaldi and a dehydrating day in the sun. I had nothing intelligent to say.

Hey CBS - I saw you at the Brew Pub on Saturday. I was the dirty climber in the orange shirt. At least I was one of them. I spent the weekend trying to hide from the crowds, but they always found us as we were one pitch up. Friday - Smoke Bluff Connection and a lot of beer. Saturday - Got lost on the Squaw trying to find birds of Prey. Did the first two pitches, both fun 5.8. Went out to the Malmute to climb High Mountain Woody, but there was a line, so we climbed Paul's Crack instead. FYI - It's only 5.10 for about three moves at the bottom. It eases considerably after that. From the Malmute we got lost looking for the Klahanie Crack area at Shannon Falls. What can I say, we suck. Found a line at K crack, so we climbed Cardhu Crack instead. It was better, IMHO. Finished the night with beer and caramels. Sunday - Went looking for Cream of White Mice, found Slot Machine and climbed it as a warm up. Encountered a line on COWM, so we climbed Cooghee crack instead. Effing Righteous. Beer. Drive. Border. Beer. Drive. Sleep.

The article acts like Metal has only recently beenwriting about mythological happenings. Dude needs to go back and listen to some older stuff. Metallica tackled the four horseman in their first album. Ironically enough, the same song was recorder by Megadeth. Dave changed the lyrics to be about mechanics. More Metallica stuff - The killing of first born sons, H.P. Lovecraft, etc. Other groups have been socially aware for years. Sepultura has been staunchly opposed to the Brazilian government for more than a decade. Machinehead has been critical of the US government and speaking out on social issues since their first record. In short, what a douchebag. I'm glad people are taking notice of metal as something more than what Beavis and Butthead brought them, but the whole "Mature metal" thing is much older than this guy is letting on.

zzzzzzz The show is over folks. Nothin to see here. Really, It's k-bone and FryingPlig's only joke....again

Calling me fat might be funny if I didn't call myself fat. Please come up with something offensive to say on your own. Might I suggest: Pus encrusted amniotic sack Son of a motherless water buffalo And my personal favorite from random dipshits all over the internet - faggot. BTW - I'm not trying to be funny, I'm trying to coach you a little bit. The first step to decent spray is mindless jackassery. You've got that down. Let's move on to step two - cliche taunts and insults.

I just can't get enough of the Kevbone/flyingpig nob-licking action. YOu two should get a room or somethin. On a more serious note, you might also want to keep spray in spray. Shitting on any thread that Harry posts on is not the best of plans, but hey, you've already proven yourselves to be stupid.

Someone is really trying to get his post count up. Purple... and shit. yeah... purple...

I would say that Camp isn't the greatest. Be sure to include some Grivel and La Sportiva on top of what Billygoat said.

-cough- your ignorance is showing...

I'm afraid Chaps pounded the "you guys don't climb" line into the ground. Please keep trying.

It's cute when the new kids try to spray. An old classic: Eat Ballz Asseyes!!!

I just picked up an entire set of 11 DMM cams from Gearexpress for $393. (6 x 3CU's, 5 x 4CU's) I'm pretty sure these are the old models, but they still kick ass. The tricky bit is that you have to play with their subsets and buying singles to work out this deal. If you just buy the set, you will spend way more.

It's a Space Herpie. Apparently you've been getting around.

hoofa king cares

It's having faith in rope.

When you're running past first and you feel a sudden burst Diarrhea cha cha cha Diarrhea cha cha cha When you're coming 'round second and then you let a wet one Diarrhea cha cha cha Diarrhea cha cha cha When you're running past third and you gotta drop a turd Diarrhea cha cha cha Diarrhea cha cha cha you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam Diarrhea cha cha cha Diarrhea cha cha cha

Prison wasn't so bad... 3 hots, a cot, and all the free sex you want.

It's called price fixing. They will charge us 10-20% more int he states.

Maybe Mr. Hansel would be willing. He has been rope-gunning a few cc'ers up hard routes lately.

Why wouldn't Yahoo! hate you?

There are easier ways to make money...

Fascinating... Any reason why you chose Cutthroat as your first alpine climb?

Maybe my account hasn't slid over yet. I don't have any of these problems.

Isn't that called "alpine"? You could check out Washington Pass. uhhhh... Ingalls? Enchantments? All of them are multipitch trad routes to the top of a mountain, but hey, you could call it cragging.